A Collection Of The Worlds Best Chat Up Lines

[Mosine]

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible bulk?
My zipper!

Im not fred flinstone but i bed i could make your bed rock.

Heres 20p, go call your mother and tell her you wont be home tonight.

I saw you looking at me from across the room, ill give you a secon to catch your breath

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Can i have your number please? I lost mine

Have you got a map? I just got lost in your eyes

 

[Moleclown]

So, have you got any good pick up lines?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"Excuse me, does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

 

[Abedeus]

Oh, my friend heard about a pick up line so lame, I'm ashamed to say it. So I'll write it.


"Hey, baby. Is your daddy a thief? Because I think he stole all of the night sky's stars and hid them in your eyes..."

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

By looking at my watch I can tell you're not wearing underwear.

Yes I am!

Damn, then it's an hour fast again.

 

[AndyVale]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

I once used "Is that a ladder in your tights or a Highway To Hell?

She was a hound.

 

[Spawn_Of_Kyuss]

So, have you got any good pick up lines?

That's pretty good actually.

 

[CapnGod]

While not quite a pickup line, years ago at the bar my friends had a couple thousand and legal defense on the table for me. All I had to do was walk up to this woman wearing a super short skirt, insert two fingers, withdraw them, sniff them, and say "Yup, you'll do."

Since I'm not in jail, we all know what didn't happen, but damn that was funny.

 

[Ago Iterum]

"I've got a DVD player in my house."

With a smug, accomplished look on my face. Awh yeah.

 

[Wutaiflea]

Much as I sit and look at these and wonder how the hell any of you have managed to get through life without serving a hefty prison sentence, I'm ashamed to admit that half of these lines would work on me if they were delivered as a proper joke.

I am that crass and that obnoxious.

Lines I have heard:

"Your eyes are a funny colour"
"I love your outfit, but it'd look better on my bedroom floor"
"If I were going to rewrite the dictionary, I'd put "u" and "i" together"

 

[t.tocs]

"Want to come back to my place for some pizza and sex?"

*Girl looks disgusted and turns away*

"What? You don't like pizza?"

 

[GrimRox]

There's about 206 bones in the human body, want another?

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

Oh god most of these are just horribly bad. (read: funny as hell)
My best friend once walked up to a girl in a bar and said; "did it hurt?" to wich she replied "did what?" "when you fell from heaven". God how lame can you be, but on the other hand they are together for about 4 years now.

 

[AndyVale]

Are you an angel, cus I got an erection

This is pretty much the reason I made this thread.

 

[ae86gamer]

my favorite
"Hey sexy, does this piece if cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

A friend of mine recently had (to the effect of) the following, very roundabout pick up line used on her...

"Hey Baby, we're both asian, you're an artist, I'm a musician, and we both hate our very traditional parents... want to go to a mysterious jazz club with me."

Answer was a very round about no.

 

[GBlair88]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84465#1204750

^^^Good and bad Pickup lines^^^

My contribution is 'Does this smell like Chloroform to you?'

 

[Elurindel]

Contrary to my previous statement, I actually did used to use awful pickup lines.

I once asked a girl if it was legal for her to be that hot...she and I have been in love for a couple of years now.

The other one I specifically remember was "I'm gonna have to arrest you for manslaughter, because you just stopped my heart."

Yeah, I'm too noble for pickup lines, dammit.