A Declaration of War

[Evil Smurf]

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That's pretty impressive- a cat wielding a turret is no joke. Good thing I stocked up on an entire army...

The UN Group will always double it's soldiers, navy, pole dancers, and air strikes. No amount of pu- kitty power can stop us.
Unless you guys have something up your sleeves?

After all, I only have so much I can afford. All these penguins cost me half my life's savings due to having to train + feed + supply weapons + vacation time the darn things. That adds up man.

Don't underestimate the power of kitties, we have superior, and cuter numbers!
http://www.kittenwar.com/c_images/2011/11/25/206023.2.jpg

 

[Qwurty2.0]

Plus, the Brovengers never declared war on either of us in this thread XD.

That's because the Brovengers know they are too lame to be an actual threat.

I used to be in the Injustice League, now I'm in both the Brovengers and the United Nations of Pure Fun.

We are everywhere...

We are just letting you whittle each other down before rolling in and claiming what is rightfully ours.

Spoiler: Deal with it.

 

[The White Hunter]

Wait, are you jealous?

This is all because you couldn't get on the list for the good dip?

I was just sharing it among good friends and people I think would enjoy it. It's just dip, man.

You're not supposed to share it! You're a rogue! You're supposed to steal it!

How else did I get the recipe in the first place?

Someone stole it and I was sharing the goods. GOD!

It's almost like you don't know that rogues have networks.

These rogue networks sound very useful.

How would one infiltr- I mean join such organisations?

The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.

Blood Cake is the shit! >

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds?

You don't get to pick a side, it has been picked for you and it is our side.

OT: Y'all are fucked anyway cuz I'm basically Garp with logia hax.

"Our side" is which way again?

xD It sounds like I'd like to be behind that one for when you unleash "the fist of love" on the other side.

The League of course.

And there is no defence against a fist of love!

 

[Qwurty2.0]

We are just letting you whittle each other down before rolling in and claiming what is rightfully ours.

So you are too scared to fight properly so you have to wait for numbers to dwindle before you actually do anything?

EDIT: Also why are you quoting Drummodino on that?

I never imagined you of all people Tizzy, giving anyone that kind of burn. Ouuucchhhh~ lol.

Not hard giving the burn to a group that can't take the heat.

I was up to spy stuff and misquoted.

Texting while utilizing sabotage and subterfuge can be dangerous business, you know?

 

[Qwurty2.0]

I never imagined you of all people Tizzy, giving anyone that kind of burn. Ouuucchhhh~ lol.

Not hard giving the burn to a group that can't take the heat.

So i'm guessing this is how they'd react to an actual assault then?


I hope they see this post lol.

We have something special cooked up for people like you...

Spoiler: Hehehehe

You'll be hearing from us soon.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

So you are too scared to fight properly so you have to wait for numbers to dwindle before you actually do anything?

Don't underestimate them. The Brovengers know how war plays out and what effects it can have on those involved.

Or have you forgotten the fact that The Brovengers have been fighting a war for two years [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.375125]?

 

[Drummodino]

Your waifu material is no match for me, in fact, I find it very anti kawaii! Your waifu game is weak! Step up your game senpai!

Waifu? Chaika is irresistibly adorable, but she ain't my waifu matey.

Spoiler: You can't handle my waifu!

ATHENA!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Of course they know how war plays out, that is why they are too wimpy to do anything.

I dunno what war they are fighting, but it can't be anything noteworthy, also, link is dead.

It's strategic, not 'wimpy'.

Dead link? I have no idea what you're talking about, the link works fine.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]grumble grumble sodding Firefox not copying URLs correctly...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Aerosteam]

Did we win yet?

 

[IceForce]

Did we win yet?

Who is "we" when you're in every group?

 

[Aerosteam]

Did we win yet?

Who is "we" when you're in every group?

Any group, really. If any group wins then I win.

Though I'm more allied with the Pure Fun group, since I'm an admin and all.

 

[Auron225]

Spoiler: Get ready to die Injustice League!

Halt, sir knight! I have been ordered by my employers to... shall we say, deal with you.

Spoiler: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Baccarat?

Then we must do great battle! Have at thee!

Spoiler: En Garde!

I prefer 52 pick-up

 

[username sucks]

I see that the Injustice League has declined my challenge. I suppose I should not be surprised that you would cower from the EUNOPF at the first threat of actual battle.

Very well, we will accept our victory, even if it is by the forfeit of the Injustice League. I would have loved the chance for a true battle, but now I know that the IL could not hope to even pose a threat.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I highly doubt that, the Bro's can't handle the heat of this earth shattering battle so have to wait until the strong have fallen, do you call that bravery!?

Another question I could ask is do I call wandering into any battle blindly bravery? The answer to which would be no; I call it stupidity.

But whatevs. Have fun dying.