So I went ahead and listened to AG Garland's little peptalk before the 1 year anniversary , and boy was it weak. It was 25mins of him saying "Boy howdy those Jan 6 people got us good, huh? What naughty people they are! Please don't do it again, or we'll be forced to sentence you to community service and backrubs. And I know the American people will be disappointed, but we won't be prosecuting anyone in office, regardless of what they did to help the rioters and there's really nothing we can do to prevent it happening again. Its checkmate, sorry folks."
He actually bragged about how following an event where thousands of people laid siege to the capital, chanting "Hang Mike Pence", hundreds stormed the Capital, officers were beaten and killed and the Capital looted, they have managed to convict a full...50 people! Well fuck me General, at this rate you'll get them all by 2080! That'll show them!
He actually bragged about how following an event where thousands of people laid siege to the capital, chanting "Hang Mike Pence", hundreds stormed the Capital, officers were beaten and killed and the Capital looted, they have managed to convict a full...50 people! Well fuck me General, at this rate you'll get them all by 2080! That'll show them!