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AMMO Kid

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The new Day of the Dead movie. It was so crappy I turned it off.

The new Dawn of the Dead was acceptable though.
 

Tirin

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JUMBO PALACE said:
If i had to un-see anything it would probably be the marble hornets series on youtube. Slender man still creeps me out.
Marble Hornets is just the worst, most creepy thing ever to be filmed. The first time I watched those videos, I had nightmares, and I've watched every horror movie I could.
 

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After reading the synopsis of "Teeth" on Wikipedia, it seems more like a comedy than a horror. Every other sentence is "then her vagina bit off his penis." Maybe it's because it's 1 AM here, but I was laughing the whole time I was reading it.

On Topic, I thought The Spirit was the worst movie I'd ever seen. The parts that weren't immensely boring were odd to the point of complete absurdity, and not the kind I could enjoy. There are no words to express my disappointment for this film, especially after the trailers made it look good.
 

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Zap Rowsdower said:
spartan231490 said:
mansquito, and 90% of all sci-fi original movies. if they are on your tv, run away.
I watch the Sci Fi originals for their So-bad-it's-good quality.
To me, they're so bad it's bad. One or two have that quality, and i think i actually liked the one about giant komodo dragons. either that or the movie it ripped off, i don't remember which was which. That's my biggest problem with them, almost all of them are rip offs of decent movies. They ripped off core, and core was sooo much better.
 

Internet Kraken

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Zap Rowsdower said:
As for scary or greusome I tend to stay away, but for WORST MOVIE EVER MADE watch(Or technically don't) Monster a Go-go without the MST3K. It's just terrible.
Even with MST3K that movie is just horribly dull. It's not even laughably bad like Manos the Hands of Fate. The plot goes absolutely nowhere, there are no characters that have any remotely interesting qualities you could enjoy or poke fun at, and the climax of the film, and I use the term climax very loosely, amounts to nothing at all. It feels like the writers lost the last few pages of the script and just said "fuck it". You could watch that movie and then forget almost everything about it just a few hours later.
 

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Something like Irresistible or Irreversible or something like that. All I know is, it is supposed to have some person being raped then beaten to death with a fire extinguisher. At the same time...

It's not the worst, but I tend to avoid bad movies... Like 'Alone in the Dark' and the 'Star war Christmas special'...
 

HereForFreeFood

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Serbian film. I only saw the trailer and heard about one particular scene and that was enough for me to decide that NO ONE in their right mind should EVER watch that movie. To further illustrate how messed up this movie is here is the description of that awful scene-
A man is forced to perform sex on a pregnant women and then performs the same act on a new born child until it's dead..... and then some.
I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.
 

Alipax

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I'm suprised that noone has said it yet, but... If you've seen "Bruno", then you know what scene made my friend spew cheese and beer all over my brand new (at the time) carpet.
 

Zetablade

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I remember this weird Japanese movie I watched called Suicide Club. I think the name says a million words.
*SPOILER*
The beginning of the movie a whole row of schoolgirls jump in front of a train together.
Then near the end there is this montage of people doing regular things in a really bloody way. Like there is a mom cutting a carrot and she is cutting her finger at the same time not even caring and she serves the carrots covered in blood and fingers to a 5 year old who eats her finger.
And at the end the guys who were causing all the suicides have a bunch of puppies in blankets that are howling for help and he starts kicking the puppies until they die and the blanket is covered in puppy blood.
*End Spoiler*
If you read all that then you know I have found the most bloody, senseless and scary movie ever. I love puppies thats what hurts. :(
 

DanDeFool

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Rollerball.

Friends don't let friends watch rollerball
Rollerball had one good part, and that's only because my friends and I were teenagers and really weird.

It was the "TWA-a-A-a-A-a-Ang" sound. I pointed out that it sounded like something out of Looney Tunes, and we had a good laugh.

OT: About 12 years ago, I would have said Event Horizon. That movie messed with my head.
 

Nazulu

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The Horrers of Spider Island is still the worst movie I have ever seen, there isn't one good thing about it so please don't torture yourselves to see if it's so bad it's funny, cause it's not.

Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland, don't become a victim of this somehow popular movie. If you haven't seen it then I wish I was you. In the first 10 minutes of it's so called character development, I really wanted to run out of the cinema while leaving my friends there.
 

Jack Nettle

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Don't see Milk, I mean, I am not a homophobic, and have nothing against the gay community, but that movie, it sticks with you...
 

Chechosaurus

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What ever you do.... Do not watch Salad Fingers. I know you'll go watch it YouTube now but DON'T.
 

Judgement101

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JUMBO PALACE said:
Blindswordmaster said:
We here always talk about horrifying and weird movies that have scarred us for life. This thread is to warn people about movies we've seen that we wish we could un-see.
Teeth. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Don't ask about it, don't see it, don't even think about it. You have been warned. What movies do you Escapists want to warn your fellow nerd of?
Haha I thought teeth was absolutely hilarious! If i had to un-see anything it would probably be the marble hornets series on youtube. Slender man still creeps me out.
I've seen some scary stuff but for some reason Slender Man just won't leave my head, I've seen Human Centipede and every SAW movie but I'll never understand why Slender Man scares me. (I've seen scarier stuff than what I mention its just some of it I don't want to remember)
 

2012 Wont Happen

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I've actually never seen anything that disturbed me that much.

I guess never see the remake of Halloween 2. Not because its so messed up, just because its so awful.