I love these threads that only pop up at night. But anyway, I still say this movie is the worst piece of shit imaginable, but for some reason the Wheelers from Return to Oz scared me. Looking back on it, I think it was the horrid movie that scared me more.
Well I would say a lot worse but then again maybe it's because I hate it oh so much. Hostile and Cabin Fever have a point though. Martyrs has this extremely poor excuse for a story about a bunch of people who torture girls because they might have a chance of finding out what heaven is like. Even if one of these girls was tortured to the shit house and saw heaven, why the fuck would she bother telling her torturers what it's like? Makes no fucking sense. I could easily see through the smoke-screen of a story they had on display waddling in the background for what it really was, an excuse to show imagery of people being tortured. In the end, there is no vengeance, and the bad guys basically win. This kind of reinforced the point of bad guys getting away with life-long torture and murder because ya know... people like watching chicks being punched for hours on end. The movie has no point, was not entertaining, and made me feel like the human race is going backwards (and this is coming from someone who enjoys death metal with Satanic lyrics because it's funny). I watched this movie with 5 other people in the room, the girls all looked away in disgust. The guys all looked at each-other confused because we didn't understand the point of the movie. We still tease the person who chose it from the video store to this day.
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But if that still sounds good to you... by all means.
Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland, don't become a victim of this somehow popular movie. If you haven't seen it then I wish I was you. In the first 10 minutes of it's so called character development, I really wanted to run out of the cinema while leaving my friends there.
Well I would say a lot worse but then again maybe it's because I hate it oh so much. Hostile and Cabin Fever have a point though. Martyrs has this extremely poor excuse for a story about a bunch of people who torture girls because they might have a chance of finding out what heaven is like. Even if one of these girls was tortured to the shit house and saw heaven, why the fuck would she bother telling her torturers what it's like? Makes no fucking sense. I could easily see through the smoke-screen of a story they had on display waddling in the background for what it really was, an excuse to show imagery of people being tortured. In the end, there is no vengeance, and the bad guys basically win. This kind of reinforced the point of bad guys getting away with life-long torture and murder because ya know... people like watching chicks being punched for hours on end. The movie has no point, was not entertaining, and made me feel like the human race is going backwards (and this is coming from someone who enjoys death metal with Satanic lyrics because it's funny). I watched this movie with 5 other people in the room, the girls all looked away in disgust. The guys all looked at each-other confused because we didn't understand the point of the movie. We still tease the person who chose it from the video store to this day.
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But if that still sounds good to you... by all means.
Ah. Well, I don't know. When it comes to torture porn, I do like the story to be at least a little coherent. If I can find this thing, maybe I'll check it out, if only to have something to say I found my limits with.
Ah. Well, I don't know. When it comes to torture porn, I do like the story to be at least a little coherent. If I can find this thing, maybe I'll check it out, if only to have something to say I found my limits with.
Thanks.
That movie made me angry. Not angry at the movie itself, the characters, the... "plot." No, that movie made me flat out raged at M. Night! I never get upset at directors, or actors, or whatever. If I see a movie I didn't like, it's either not my cup of tea, or it had lots of any number of problems.
M. Night Shama-loma-ding-dong had, what can only be called, fluke successes with a couple of his movies. But I feel like after Signs (which in itself was pretty meh), his movies were on a downward slop. The Happenings wasn't just rock bottom. It started drilling. It drilled its face off, all in the name of an R-Rating. In fact, that was the only thing the commercials reported. "M Night's very first R Rated film; The Happening will shock you!" Oh it shocked me with how bad it was.
I do not recommend this movie for viewing. It isn't even laughably bad. It's plain bad. There are ZERO redeeming values to be had here. If you want to get a taste of how bad the movie is, below is the heaviest spoiler to be had from the movie. If you really really are going to take the advice I have to give you, and DON'T want to see the movie (good for you, seriously), then go ahead.
The plants and trees are trying to kill people to cull the herd, if you will.
Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland, don't become a victim of this somehow popular movie. If you haven't seen it then I wish I was you. In the first 10 minutes of it's so called character development, I really wanted to run out of the cinema while leaving my friends there.
I'm glad you have an opinion but you cannot tell me that piece of crap isn't a piece of crap. It was by far the worst movie I have watched all year, like I said before, I would left 10 minutes into the film.
i read the wikipedia article on Teeth and oh my god that sounds hilarious. its like every 15 minutes her vagina gets hungry and noms some penis off a guy. it just sounds so random, and everybody is out to rape the main chick whats her face. it sounds so retarded.
One of mine actually told me to watch this film just to see if I would. And I sat through the whole thing because he only ever (usually) picks good films. What a sucker I am.
I loved Teeth (Even though the protagonist wasn't fleshed out very well and seemed to evolve independently of events occuring around her), just as I did Human Centipede (Even though the Head... also appeared to evolve in a manner not matching current events. They both seemed to change faster than they should, I don't know)
I would only warn you about Birdemic, and only because you might break something from laughing too hard.
I've seen Teeth (cringeworthy for any man to watch), Human Centipede (If you gagged at 2 Girls 1 Cup, do not watch this), and worst of all, Meet the Spartans (IT'S SO BAD).
Also, as something I don't think many people have seen, I say you should NEVER watch this Japanese horror film called Audition. It's not scary, it makes no sense, and it has probably the most disgusting scene I've ever seen in a movie.
I watched the trailers for Teeth, The human centipede, Salo and Martyrs. Teeth and THC look funny as shit. Martyrs looks good, i actually wouldn't mind watching that. the only one that made me wheel my chair bck and say, DAMN.. Was Salo, watching that chic chew on some play-doh with nails in it..
Chech said:
What ever you do.... Do not watch Salad Fingers. I know you'll go watch it YouTube now but DON'T.
Sorry dude, but thats a pretty weak thing to say and its not that scary afterall. Watch Salad Fingers. its a good series, along with soilsberry toast boy and a short cartoon about room tiling. BTW don't watch it on youtube, watch it on the creators website fat-pie.com keep the hyphen in there or it'll take you to pronz.
Aside from all the poorly made movies, I can't recommned any movies to stay away from. Nothing really freaks me out that much.
We here always talk about horrifying and weird movies that have scarred us for life. This thread is to warn people about movies we've seen that we wish we could un-see.
Teeth. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Don't ask about it, don't see it, don't even think about it. You have been warned. What movies do you Escapists want to warn your fellow nerd of?
Teeth was a decent movie. It's the horror movie about the women with a vagina that haz teeth, amirite?
Anyways my vote is for the movie "Antichrist". For me it was a boring pretensious (Spelling mistakes ftw) horror movie piece of crap. Although it does get pretty crazy with the blood and sex. Boring movie, don't watch it.
To give you a idea of the movie: A guy gets castrated in it.
I remember this weird Japanese movie I watched called Suicide Club. I think the name says a million words.
The beginning of the movie a whole row of schoolgirls jump in front of a train together.
Then near the end there is this montage of people doing regular things in a really bloody way. Like there is a mom cutting a carrot and she is cutting her finger at the same time not even caring and she serves the carrots covered in blood and fingers to a 5 year old who eats her finger.
And at the end the guys who were causing all the suicides have a bunch of puppies in blankets that are howling for help and he starts kicking the puppies until they die and the blanket is covered in puppy blood.
If you read all that then you know I have found the most bloody, senseless and scary movie ever. I love puppies, that's what hurts.
There, fixed that for you. to put in a real spoiler, type [spoilers][/spoilers] without the s on the end of spoiler. Then, whatever you want tagged, you put in the middle.
You got a few things wrong though.
the guys who stomped on the puppies were just taking the credit for the suicides. It was really the teen pop group who were behind it.
I wish I could unsee Twilight. I want my two hours back.
*nervously laughs, then calls for security*
Well, in the end, it is just opinion. There were always going to be arguments on this thread. At least you don't like Twilight.
...right?
*nervously laughs, then calls for security*
Well, in the end, it is just opinion. There were always going to be arguments on this thread. At least you don't like Twilight.
...right?
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