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smeghead25

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Norbit.

Do not watch. It is bad in the way that makes even Disaster Movie look good. The jokes will make you cringe, Eddie Murphy on fat Eddie Murpnhy action will make you spew.

My friend made me watch it.

He is not my friend anymore.
 

Lem0nade Inlay

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Glamorgan said:
Blindswordmaster said:
Teeth. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Don't ask about it, don't see it, don't even think about it. You have been warned. What movies do you Escapists want to warn your fellow nerd of?
I heard about this :/
And Star Wars I, II and III. Plus whatever the hell that Clone wars thing was
Hey, I kind of liked III.

[sub]don't tell anyone though, please...[/sub]
 

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JUMBO PALACE said:
Haha I thought teeth was absolutely hilarious! If i had to un-see anything it would probably be the marble hornets series on youtube. Slender man still creeps me out.
I refuse. There are many things in this world that terrify people, mine is Slender man. And guess what, I have never watched a video.
 

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Sinclose said:
Don't watch Pulse 2 and Pulse 3, even if you thought the 1st movie was OK...
I agree. Pulse 1 was cool the first time around....2 and 3 were just bad.

And just doing a google search for the Slender Man freaked me the fuck out, thank you for the heads up incase someone ever got me to watch them.
 

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Tirin said:
JUMBO PALACE said:
If i had to un-see anything it would probably be the marble hornets series on youtube. Slender man still creeps me out.
Marble Hornets is just the worst, most creepy thing ever to be filmed. The first time I watched those videos, I had nightmares, and I've watched every horror movie I could.
I Just watched it, I am underwhelmed. But there's never been a piece of film that's scared me, So for normal people I guess I can kinda see how it could be creepy. Though personally I just found a lot of the camera work and audio stuff to be annoying.
 

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Blindswordmaster said:
Teeth. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Don't ask about it, don't see it, don't even think about it. You have been warned.
I agree, just... Don't
 

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August Underground Mordum. I am just going to leave it at that, not many people make it through the movie in one go.
dragon_of_red said:
Something like Irresistible or Irreversible or something like that. All I know is, it is supposed to have some person being raped then beaten to death with a fire extinguisher. At the same time...
It was Irreversible a French Film and the two scenes that you speak of were separate if I remember correctly.
It was also trippy for the scenes being backwards.
 

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Judgement101 said:
JUMBO PALACE said:
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We here always talk about horrifying and weird movies that have scarred us for life. This thread is to warn people about movies we've seen that we wish we could un-see.
Teeth. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! Don't ask about it, don't see it, don't even think about it. You have been warned. What movies do you Escapists want to warn your fellow nerd of?
Haha I thought teeth was absolutely hilarious! If i had to un-see anything it would probably be the marble hornets series on youtube. Slender man still creeps me out.
I've seen some scary stuff but for some reason Slender Man just won't leave my head, I've seen Human Centipede and every SAW movie but I'll never understand why Slender Man scares me. (I've seen scarier stuff than what I mention its just some of it I don't want to remember)
Because it is pure fear. A person is scared of the unknown, and from my understanding, (Eff you if you think I'll watch those, a picture is enough) all you see is Slender man observing from the shadows. People fill there heads with scarier scenarios than if they are told what is going to happen, its how interrogation works.

Honestly, SAW and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre are not scary movies. Its just "Gore porn". Surprisingly movie makers have not yet caught on to what actual terror is. Thats what made The Blair Witch movie so popular.
 

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Jack Nettle said:
Don't see Milk, I mean, I am not a homophobic, and have nothing against the gay community, but that movie, it sticks with you...
Try watching Telstar, they have a full on gay scene which randomly pops up, it was extremely unexpected and I was watching it with my dad. That stuck with me in the worst possible way.
 

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A Serbian Film. One scene (not even the most shocking) includes a woman having her teeth pulled out and being forced to suck a penis while she chokes to death on her blood.
 

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Tirin said:
JUMBO PALACE said:
If i had to un-see anything it would probably be the marble hornets series on youtube. Slender man still creeps me out.
Marble Hornets is just the worst, most creepy thing ever to be filmed. The first time I watched those videos, I had nightmares, and I've watched every horror movie I could.
I watched the entire Part 1 of Marble Hornets after seeing these posts (The entries and totheark responses)... and... they aren't really that scary at all. I'm actually looking forward to part 2, because I like how the story is unfolding. I hope they release this on DVD or something when it's completely over. :D Though I'll be honest, the distortion audio annoys the hell out of me, and I rage every time the camera's pointed at the ground for large expanses of time, for seemingly no reason.

OT: I think it's safe to say that everyone who's seen it wants to unsee Manos: The Hands of Fate. It's just... such a bad movie...
 

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dragon_of_red said:
Something like Irresistible or Irreversible or something like that. All I know is, it is supposed to have some person being raped then beaten to death with a fire extinguisher. At the same time...

It's not the worst, but I tend to avoid bad movies... Like 'Alone in the Dark' and the 'Star war Christmas special'...
The rape and the fire extinguisher are at different points. The fire extinguisher is utterly, unflinchingly brutal. It's the sort of thing that would actually kill a Daily Mail reader if they were to view it!

My choice would be 'Guinea Pig : Flower of Flesh and Bone', a Japanese short film. It's basically a drugged woman being taken apart piece by piece by a man dressed in a cheap Samurai costume. The special effects are amazing and it's utterly disgusting, but that isn't why I'd not recommend a viewing. It's basically plotless and boring, a total waste of time.

I'm very hard to offend!

Blackdoom said:
August Underground Mordum. I am just going to leave it at that, not many people make it through the movie in one go.
That film failed for one major reason, they were just trying too hard. It wasn't spooky or sinister, it was merely dodgy camerawork and waaay too much swearing to be taken seriously.

Although, as mentioned above, I'm hard to offend. I actually made a list of films that I had to see to try and find my limit......I didn't find my limit!

I actually find poor filmmaking, direction and scripting more disturbing than any amount of gore!