A game in one sentence.

[TheMonkeySlayer]

God of War III: Zeus is a douchebag that needs to die (along with everyone else).

 

[Kaisikudo]

Assassins Creed: Get annoyed, punch beggar, run from guards.

Assassins Creed II: Hey, why does he get to keep his finger!?

Paperboy: Everyone hates you and wants you to die.

The Sims: Piss yourself. Pass out. Try to cook. Start a fire. Burn to death.

GTA San Andreas: R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up.

 

[Mar451]

Left 4 Dead: Shoot things

Prototype: Kill things

inFamous: Shock things

Mario: Your princess is in another castle

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Metal Gear Solid 4 - Aaaaaaaaaah Liquiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

Metal Gear Solid 4: Snnnnnnnnaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

No more heroes: grind, grind, grind, HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME, grind, grind, grind, HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME, grind, grind grind...

 

[Caligulove]

The Metroid Series:
"Heavily armed female bounty hunter just can't hold onto power-ups"

Modern Warfare 2:
"Red Dawn's wet dream"

Halo:
"I never thought Larry Niven fanfiction was possible..."

God of War series:
"Wow... what a dick"

Mass Effect:
"Just once, I wish someone would say, 'sure, let's go! no strings attached'"

 

[Legion IV]

Half life 2: Your about to get transported to the plot, oh no its destroyed you must run there now as filler.

 

[Riobux]

Silent Hill - CHERYL!
Silent Hill 2 - MARY...MARIA!
Silent Hill 3 - CLAUDIA!
Silent Hill 4 - EILEEN!
Silent Hill 0 - ...Why am I here?
Silent Hill 5 - JOSH!
Heavy Rain - JASON! SHAUN!


Silent Hill has a lot of shouting.

 

[Crimsonsniper]

The Metroid Series:
"Oh Bollocks, you lost all your power-ups, should probably get them back"

Modern Warfare 2:
"Red Dawn's wet dream"

It's about time someone compared Modern Warfare 2 to Red Dawn. I was thinking the same thing to myself in the first level with the Russians paratrooping into America suburbs.

 

[SimuLord]

Mount & Blade: Realistic medieval combat in a box.

 

[The Unskilled78]

Red Faction: Guerilla: Those buildings killed your parents, here is your hammer of the gods.

 

[Legendsmith]

Mount & Blade: Realistic medieval combat in a box.

Mount & Blade: Warband - Even more realistic medieval combat, with your friends, in a box.

 

[Legendsmith]

Team Fortress 2 = Now it's coward killing time!

Left 4 Dead 2 (Versus mode)= Rage quit Mode

Left 4 Dead 2 (Survival Mode) = Hey guys you can get to the safehouse with the grenade launcher and get an insane time.

Farcry 2 = Kill guy, get money, rinse and repeat.

Vampirism Beast = LOL YOU SUCK NOOB!
(Vampirism Beast is a really good mod/map for warcraft 3. Unfortunately it has an sharp learning curve and a lot of the experienced players are really unhelpful.)

Left 4 Dead 2- Lets not include a single player mode of the best part of the game, because we personally don't have connection problems.

Wait what?

I don't see why they didn't include a single player mode for playing as the zombies. I mean, multiplayer is fun and all, but I have connection problems on that game for some reason, and I like playing with computers.

Ah yes, single player Versus. It's possible.
there are 1 or 2 plugins or addons that let you do it. I can't remember where to get them though.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Super Paper Mario has the greatest characters ever written.

 

[Triforceformer]

Bioshock 2- Save daughter from becoming mindless puppet via Big Drill, rivet gun, and magic lightning hand.

Portal- Make physics your ***** to get through some mediocre test chambers and kill a computer.

Team Fortress 2- You wear a color, they don't wear the same color. Find crueler and funner ways to kill them and take their stuff.

Modern warfare 2- Stop...someone from...doing something that would fuck things up for freedom and peace.

Pong- You have been in captivity for many years now. You don't know whether your family and friends are still alive in this hell, but you want to find out. And the only way to do that? Play a deadly game of tennis to earn your freedom. Win and you can find your loved ones, and kill the son of a ***** that separated you all in the first place. Lose? Play again ************.

 

[troth]

I'll do you one better: BFBC2: DUST!

OT: The Darkness. The mob killed your girlfriend, Satan will help.

Portal. Weeee physics, Boo robots

 

[MetalMachine]

Modern Warfare 2 - THE FUCK DID THAT KNIFE COME FROM?
Bad Company 2 - THE FUCK DID THAT SNIPER COME FROM?
MAG - THE FUCK DID THOSE 60 GUYS COME FROM?

 

[Gauntes]

Half life 2: I'm sure I won't be sitting on this car/boat for too long

Portal: Oooh cake

Pokemon: "Pick a pokemon!" "can I have a gun instead?"

Halo 2: .... finishing this fight? WHAT THE HELL!

 

[XIGBARx13]

Condemned 2: Bloodshot - No animals were harmed in the making of this game...except for one crazy ass bear.

Devil May Cry 4 - When cloning experiments on a demon hunter goes horribly wrong.

Gears of War - I've seen the future, and the future is guns mounted with chainsaws.

 

[GnomeThief]

Prince of Persia - Jump, swing, run, buzzsaw, die, rewind, repeat, run out of sand, God dammit.

 

[arc101]

Half life 2: episode 2: yes, its the seesaw puzzle again