A game in one sentence.

[Beartrucci]

Halo - SPESS MEHRENES!!!!!

actually that is Dawn of War 2 - SPESS MEHRENES!!!!!

Halo would be - headshottin', plasma nadin', and t-baggin'

Ah shit. I realised my error when I posted it but was too lazy and tired to edit it and hoped no one would notice.

 

[OmegaXzors]

Dark Void/The Saboteur/Rogue Warrior/Aliens vs. Predator (2010 release) - "Buy my game. I have a wife and kids to feed." This obviously has nothing to do with the game plots, but it's my general consensus of these games. There are more, but I'd rather not go on.

 

[kjh242]

Portal: make holes, go through holes, kill psycho computer.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

House of the Dead: Overkill: <-All you need to know.

Call of duty 3: Their was a third one?

Metal Gear Solid 2: Just because we lied, doesn't mean we falsely advertisement.

Metal Gear Solid 3: The end of the series.

Metal Gear Solid 4: The end of the series.

Metal Gear Solid Rising: The end of the series... and we mean it this time.

Halo ODST: Not an expansion pack, just a two hour game we are selling at full price with all the old Multiplayer you already own.

Evony: Lies now, my lord.

Plants vs. Zombies: Brains now, my lord.

Half-Life 2: Deathmatch: Weapon that can use anything as ammo overpowered? Phhhh...

Perfect Dark: Aimbot gun and Sniper that shoots through walls over powered? Phhh...

MW2: Who wants to live for more then 12 seconds anyway?

Leasure Suite Larry: Box Office Bust: <- All you need to know.

 

[bbbzzz234]

Plants Vs Zombies: Who said zombies ONLY eat brains?

MW2: Spawn, run, shoot, die, repeat.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Wait, I have 5 MORE temples?

Legend of ZELDA: Majora's mask: Where the hell is Zelda, and how is it possible to miss Navi?

 

[blarg363]

Street fighter 4 - Fucking seth

Tekken 6 - Fucking azazel

 

[DoW Lowen]

Audiosurf: Should I take LSD or Meth before I play this?

 

[Triforceformer]

Bioshock 2- Save daughter from becoming mindless puppet via Big Drill, rivet gun, and magic lightning hand.

Portal- Make physics your ***** to get through some mediocre test chambers and kill a computer.

Team Fortress 2- You wear a color, they don't wear the same color. Find crueler and funner ways to kill them and take their stuff.

Modern warfare 2- Stop...someone from...doing something that would fuck things up for freedom and peace.

Pong- You have been in captivity for many years now. You don't know whether your family and friends are still alive in this hell, but you want to find out. And the only way to do that? Play a deadly game of tennis to earn your freedom. Win and you can find your loved ones, and kill the son of a ***** that separated you all in the first place. Lose? Play again ************.

Thank you sooooooooooooooo much for the spoiler warning on that post.
I have yet to play Bioshock II, but there's really no fucking point now is there!?

Is it really a spoiler when it part of the HYPE?! I hardly said anything about the plot. I said the main fucking objective of the game, and the main tools with which you would accomplish said task.

 

[TheHoboHunter]

All Zynga Games-Either stolen from other Developers or Crap.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Bioshock 2- Save daughter from becoming mindless puppet via Big Drill, rivet gun, and magic lightning hand.

Portal- Make physics your ***** to get through some mediocre test chambers and kill a computer.

Team Fortress 2- You wear a color, they don't wear the same color. Find crueler and funner ways to kill them and take their stuff.

Modern warfare 2- Stop...someone from...doing something that would fuck things up for freedom and peace.

Pong- You have been in captivity for many years now. You don't know whether your family and friends are still alive in this hell, but you want to find out. And the only way to do that? Play a deadly game of tennis to earn your freedom. Win and you can find your loved ones, and kill the son of a ***** that separated you all in the first place. Lose? Play again ************.

Thank you sooooooooooooooo much for the spoiler warning on that post.
I have yet to play Bioshock II, but there's really no fucking point now is there!?

Is it really a spoiler when it part of the HYPE?! I hardly said anything about the plot. I said the main fucking objective of the game, and the main tools with which you would accomplish said task.

I haven't read anything that mentions a daughter... So, youve revealed at least that much.

 

[Gizmo]

Modern Warfare 2- Ramírez make me a coffee!

 

[Unoriginal]

F-Zero- Save the universe by driving really fast.

Portal- Bust your ass for cake to find out that the computer was screwing with you.

Portal 2- You have been in stasis for decades, now it's time to make that damn computer pay for the lack of cake!

Super Smash Brothers: Play baseball, using their body as the ball.

God of War- Make the Greek gods pay for something you did.

 

[relish]

STALKER: Quick-save more.

Left 4 Dead: Zombies and guns.

Call of Duty 4: You where killed by a grenade, look out for the grenade danger indicator.

The last one is so true. That was really funny.

 

[relish]

Bioshock: Would you kindly?

 

[-=Spy=-]

Portal 2- You have been in stasis for decades, now it's time to make that damn computer pay for the lack of cake!

Centuries I believe. Anyways,

Crimsion Skies - Fly across the world in a variety of rediculous planes.

 

[ottenni]

STALKER: Quick-save more.

Left 4 Dead: Zombies and guns.

Call of Duty 4: You where killed by a grenade, look out for the grenade danger indicator.

The last one is so true. That was really funny.

Thank you thank you. You are too kind.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Dawn of War: Theological Facism has never been so sexy.
Gears of War 2: WHERE'S MY WIFE?!
Dante's Inferno: Rated M for Floppy Demon Wang.

 

[Hat of Controversy]

Chess - I'm smarter than you, and this is why...

 

[Brandon Lum]

I Wanna Be The Guy - Game Over, Press R to Retry