A game in one sentence.

[Delusibeta]

Beetle Adventure Racing: Probably the most innovative game EA published on the N64.
Audiosurf: The most accurate marketing pitch in indie gaming.
TimeSplitters 2: More dakka, please.
Red Alert 3: Less dakka, please.
Counter Strike Source: de_dust plox.
Any game made by Clover Studios: Why the hell didn't you buy it?
Sam & Max: Proving that point & click isn't dead if it's funny.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Second Life-Because real life isn't good enough.

 

[postzit]

mass effect- play long enough you might see some boobs

 

[C117]

Super Mario Bros. Sorry, but your princess is in another castle.

 

[oppp7]

Ah yes, single player Versus. It's possible.
there are 1 or 2 plugins or addons that let you do it. I can't remember where to get them though.

Problem is I have the Xbox version.
<Achievement whore.

 

[Chrono180]

Plumbers don't wear ties: brain-breaking stupidity in a box.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Resident Evil 5- get around a corner with out your partner getting stuck, 1000G

 

[Summerspeak]

Painkiller; Kill, kill, kill, Storyline?

 

[dancinginfernal]

Persona 4: Rainy Days are the portal to the Meat Dimension.

 

[Brandon237]

The incredible hulk: press heavy attack until end credits
Star Wars battlefront 2: Wait 90 seconds for jedi/sith, wipe out 1/4 of enemy army, die, Repeat.

 

[HarmanSmith]

Killer 7: what just happened, and why is it so awesome?
NMH2: This game is great! (Final boss 2nd form) I am going to murder the developers!
Alt: (after being punched out the window for the 10000000000th time) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Dragon Age: Origins: WHY CAN'T I STOP PLAYING YOU?

 

[MKScorpion]

I Wanna Be the Guy -
I wanna go kill myself.

 

[The Heik]

Halo - SPESS MEHRENES!!!!!

actually that is Dawn of War 2 - SPESS MEHRENES!!!!!

Halo would be - headshottin', plasma nadin', and t-baggin'

 

[kurupt87]

Final Fantasy XIII - Watch a computer play a game!

 

[Lullabye]

SotC: If skyscrapers had fur......

Spyro: Find the Skateboarding level, then stop playing the story all together.

Halo3(multiplayer): Discover the mute option.

Portal: Ever want to see your own ass?

Fallout3: Grayest hiking simulator ever.

Oblivion: Stay on Sheogorath's good side, all I'm sayin'.

LocoRoco: Collect singing fruit, kill nazi dreadlocks all whilst getting more and more frustrated at the retarded controls!

Flower: I don't care what you assholes say, it is not a "zen" game!

 

[Daedalus1942]

Alien Vs Predator.

Sum your game up in a sentence. Go!

EDIT: Here are some stand ones.

Dante's inferno: dude; dante; satan just frenched your girl; kill him!

Crysis - Fuck the nanosuit, the best weapon this game has is the ability to melt your computer.

Bioshock : Let's just pick up a random needle and jab it into my arm!

Gears of war 2OM, WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD DOM, IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH DOM, I'M SURE YOUR WIFE WILL BE THERE!

Alien Vs Predator (010) Ignore the fucking reviews, actually play it as if you liked AvP I and II you will most likely enjoy the new one.
Red Faction Guerilla: I never want to drive cars again.
Oblivion: All that open space and yet still, so empty...
Mass effect II. Bitched about the Mako did you? Well here's a completely pointless and arbitrary exploration system to piss you off.
Dragon Age Origins: Well, at least the final battle was amazingly fun.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Bioshock 2- Save daughter from becoming mindless puppet via Big Drill, rivet gun, and magic lightning hand.

Portal- Make physics your ***** to get through some mediocre test chambers and kill a computer.

Team Fortress 2- You wear a color, they don't wear the same color. Find crueler and funner ways to kill them and take their stuff.

Modern warfare 2- Stop...someone from...doing something that would fuck things up for freedom and peace.

Pong- You have been in captivity for many years now. You don't know whether your family and friends are still alive in this hell, but you want to find out. And the only way to do that? Play a deadly game of tennis to earn your freedom. Win and you can find your loved ones, and kill the son of a ***** that separated you all in the first place. Lose? Play again ************.

Thank you sooooooooooooooo much for the spoiler warning on that post.
I have yet to play Bioshock II, but there's really no fucking point now is there!?

 

[Daedalus1942]

Super Paper Mario has the greatest characters ever written.

If you're talking about the original, amen to that.
Super paper mario was a goddamn travesty.
Is thousand year door better than Super paper Mario?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Super Paper Mario has the greatest characters ever written.

If you're talking about the original, amen to that.
Super paper mario was a goddamn travesty.
Is thousand year door better than Super paper Mario?

Look deep into the characters stories and the story without Mario, Bowser, and Peach.