A game in one sentence.

[Mr. Grey]

Mass Effect: Let's fling stuff around with the Force-- I mean, Biotics!

Mass Effect 2: Increase your chances of carpal tunnel with the Planet Scanner; the perfect solution to the Mako!

Postal 2: Kick the dog, shoot up the grocery store over a carton of milk, shoot shit up at your place of employment due to rioters against video games, piss on their corpses, piss on some random person, piss on another dog, kill dog after it bites your crotch, whack people's heads off with a shovel, set everyone on fire, piss on yourself to douse the flames after said everyone runs into you, watch them crawl before they die, ride one of them like you would a snail and demand they crawl faster, and the list somehow goes on.

Just Cause 2: For the love of all things pure and simple, will you please stop restarting my computer?!

Portal: Perpetual falling!

Dark Void: One sec let me get the hang of this jet-- God damn it not another cliffside!

Dragon Age Origins: Am I the only one disturbed by your - presumably male - character's face at a certain point when they make love to another character?

Audiosurf: This shouldn't be as fun as it is...

Fallout: Fuck you Overseer!

Fallout 2: Fuck you Tribe Elder!

Fallout 3: Fuck you Dad!

I'm sure to have more later on.

 

[elricik]

Mario: Your princess is in another castle.

MW2: Shoot that guy!

Halo: We just destroyed Halo, it turns out theirs another Halo!

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

Red Faction Guerilla: These struggling colonists don't need all of these buildings to survive!

 

[DoW Lowen]

Kirby: The only acceptable game about sucking and blowing.

 

[hazabaza1]

Kirby: The only acceptable game about sucking and blowing.

I lol'd.

OT: Mass Effect 2: Why does the coolest class suck?
Mount and blade: Get moar troops!
Hitman (Blood money): If at first you don't succeed, try , try again... and again, and again, and again, and to the internet!
Killing Floor: O'IM BLOODEH RELOWDIN'!
L4D1+2: Pills he-OHGODZOMBIES
Perfect Dark (Remake, since I never played the original): Where in god's name is my map?

 

[FinalHeart95]

Mirror's Edge: OMG, WHY THE FUCK IS THAT PIPE RED?
Final Fantasy XIII: But.. Cocoon..... FREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMMM (from Sanctum)!!!!
Pokemon: Only one master ball... where's my action replay?
Modern Warfare 2: OH GOD, THE HACKERS ARE MAULING MY EYES OUT!

 

[Triforceformer]

Bioshock 2- Save daughter from becoming mindless puppet via Big Drill, rivet gun, and magic lightning hand.

Portal- Make physics your ***** to get through some mediocre test chambers and kill a computer.

Team Fortress 2- You wear a color, they don't wear the same color. Find crueler and funner ways to kill them and take their stuff.

Modern warfare 2- Stop...someone from...doing something that would fuck things up for freedom and peace.

Pong- You have been in captivity for many years now. You don't know whether your family and friends are still alive in this hell, but you want to find out. And the only way to do that? Play a deadly game of tennis to earn your freedom. Win and you can find your loved ones, and kill the son of a ***** that separated you all in the first place. Lose? Play again ************.

Thank you sooooooooooooooo much for the spoiler warning on that post.
I have yet to play Bioshock II, but there's really no fucking point now is there!?

Is it really a spoiler when it part of the HYPE?! I hardly said anything about the plot. I said the main fucking objective of the game, and the main tools with which you would accomplish said task.

I haven't read anything that mentions a daughter... So, youve revealed at least that much.

Daughter, little sister. As long as they call me daddy, they're some form of offspring to me.

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

Mass Effect 2. Does not advance the plot of the overall story.

 

[gameo53]

Metal Gear Solid-"SNAKE SNAKE SNAKKEKEEE!!!!"
Fond memories

 

[demoman_chaos]

Demons Souls: Damn... damn.... damn......shit....damn........FINALLY.............FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Napoleon/Empire Total War: Why is the AI army marching forward and to the left, and why are the casually walking into my bullets?

Super Mario 2: This ain't Mario.

 

[Delusibeta]

TimeSplitters 2: Baby, time to split.
Garry's Mod: Noobs brakin' my construction!
Trials 2: You broke all your bones!
Team Fortress 2: Cry some moar!
Worms Armaggedon: Oi, nutter!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Halo series: cyborg robot dude going around killing deformed children and mutant spider raccoons while hanging around a hologram chick that is supposed to look appealing to the players, but if a hologram in a game gives you a hard on, you have 0 percentage of life left.

 

[TerranReaper]

Mass Effect 2: Pew pew role playing game..... IN SPACE!
Bad Company 2: Blow stuff up!
Just Cause 2: Blow stuff up!
Starcraft: ZERG RUSH!
Halo: One man army.
Call of Duty 4: "OMG COD IN MODERN DAYZ!!!!!!111oneone"
Modern Warfare 2: "OMG BEST SHOOTERZ OF ALL TIMEZ!!!!!!!1111oneone"
Team Fortress 2: The popular Valve multiplayer game, also a giant meme dispenser.
Total War series: "I'm declaring war on you because I can!"

 

[Ymbirtt]

Time to guess:

"Wow, I never knew that trebuchets spoke in bongo drums..."

"Screw you, I can go into battle with a pickaxe in my hand and a saucepan on my head if I want to"

"So... why am I capturing these flags again? They're not flags, they're FLaGs! They're powering the enemy's spawners! Don't you know anything about Field Lattice Generation?"

"I am a ten year old child, and I will set you on fire using the power of my mind. Kapeesh?"

 

[DoW Lowen]

I said one sentence dammit!

Time to guess:

"Wow, I never knew that trebuchets spoke in bongo drums..."

"Screw you, I can go into battle with a pickaxe in my hand and a saucepan on my head if I want to"

"So... why am I capturing these flags again? They're not flags, they're FLaGs! They're powering the enemy's spawners! Don't you know anything about Field Lattice Generation?"

"I am a ten year old child, and I will set you on fire using the power of my mind. Kapeesh?"

Banjo-Kazooie?
Team Fortress 2?
This I have no idea - MAG?
Earthbound!

OT:

Final Fantasy VIII - I don't care, but I don't doing do it, don't do do.

 

[CheckD3]

Shadow of the Colossus-Ride the horse, stab the rock, black evil goop infection, repeat

Resident Evil 4-Welcome to Spain, home of this year's Umbrella successor meeting.

Geist-If it's an object it can and will be possessed

 

[When In Doubt C4]

Pokemon: Rooster(CENSORED) Fighting 2.0
MW2: No no no no no..... I shot you first, there's now way u killed me while i had a 24 kill streak.
FarmVille: Most addictive uneventful game on the face of the planet.
Plants vs. Zombies: WTF this is stupid.... I CAN`T STOP!

 

[OpiateChicken]

Lemmings/Pikmin: directing small innocent animals to their painful and untimely deaths while doing your chores

Metroid Prime: You used to be good, but now you suck and are a loner, and have to kill a dragon.

Grand Theft Auto IV: the american dream

NHL 2k10: Washington finally doesn't suck

Golden Sun: use magic to fight other people so they can't use magic

Golden Sun 2: lol um, sry we killed the good guys, trollface.jpg

Assassin's Creed 1 & 2: Medieval Batman

Little Big Planet: seem high on shrooms when you're not

Duck Hunt: Suddenly you are relocated to rural Michigan

Diablo II LoD: HAHA I PWND U NUB AND I TOOK AL UR GOLD!! N0000000000000Iclearlyhavedaddyissues0000000000B!!!!11!

 

[vento 231]

Halo: Over-powered man has voices in his head.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Pokemon: The only country where pit fighting is still legal.