A game in one sentence.

[Snarky Username]

Final Fantasy VII: Man with mounds and mounds of hair gel battling man with mother issues.

 

[Thimblefoot]

God of War: Suicide, tits, violence, more tits, some puzzles, then back to suicide again.

 

[ISawAFish]

Dead space: wear a diaper for this one.

GTA 4: Big American teetees

 

[DoW Lowen]

Dance Dance Revolution: Because you're too cool to try it at a club.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Nintendogs - it's not a cat.

 

[Synek]

Dow2: Chaos rising - ....already the credits?

 

[Squiggles]

Final Fantasy Dissidia- the ultimate fan service ripoff

Super Smash Bros Brawl- you mean i have to do the entire level AGAIN???????!!!!!

Cave Story- why am i fighting a toaster?!

CoD4- clogging up collage networks the world over...

Street fighter IV- nostalgia can sell anything

Reboot- WORST GAME EVER; lets make it so the hoverboard is on ALL THE TIME *motion sickness ensues*

Bioshock- OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKWOULDYOUKINDLYBBQTHOSESPLICERS?!?!?!?

Final Fantasy XII: Hope? Snow? lightening? WTF?

legend of Zelda- trying to reclaim the triforce since 1982

 

[jebara]

GTAIV-boring and disappointing piece of shit

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

GTA IV - Fuck off Roman I don't want to have dinner with you.
Turok - OMG I fell over again.
Prototype - I can turn into an old lady and throw cars at shit.
Assassin's Creed - You dirty thief, I'll have your hands for that.
Soul Calibur IV - If you make Ivy stand and crouch quickly, her boobs bounce

 

[TheJakester16]

Halo series - kill these alien mother f***ers and get confused by the overly in depth story line.

 

[blankedboy]

Counter-Strike 2D: So horrible there aren't any non-modded servers anymore.
RapeLay: LOL REHP

Two Worlds: Turn this shit off.

That's four words - owait.

 

[DoW Lowen]

X-Change: You've turn into a girl. Now go forth and multiply!

 

[Ldude893]

God of War - You try to kill a God, you die in the attempt.

Bioshock 2 - Look at me, I'm a metal man with a big drill and I'm underwater.

CoD4 - Russians. Kill.

CoD4: Modern Warfare 2 - Russians invade. Kill.

Bad Company 2 - Russians with EMP device. Kill.

World in Conflict - Russians invade. Get other people to kill for you.

 

[erto101]

Bards Tale: What the.... ??

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

mass effect 2- whizz bang shooty fun...IN SPACE!!

halo sereis-SPEISS MEHREENZ!

Left 4 dead-here are some zombeis, kill they ass.

batman AA-HOLY FUCK IM BATMAN

all the GOOD iron man games-i am iron man iron iron iron, iron man

transformers games(the good ones)- transformers tan an tan du dan.

MGS4-RAAAAARRR GLARRRBAAAG PATRIOTS PATRIOTS etc...


bad company 2-here are some buildings, russains, or americans, BLOW UP THEY ASS

 

[Liam Moriarty]

Mirrors Edge-jump,jump,shoot,confuse,jump

 

[Zeryxis]

Harvest Moon (pick almost any): start out with no money and a cow, sell everything you own, almost never sleep, eat weeds, be forced into marriage a year in no-matter your relationship status, save something in the process, hate trying to get better plants, go to parties sometimes, be annoyed by sprites, be too tired to do anything, begin contemplating trying to kill your cow to sell it's meat but cant, start wishing there was a harvest moon game where you weren't against eating mammals or slaughtered birds.

Gallop Racer2006: get a stable, buy a horse, race it, get more horses, race them, make money, breed horses, race them, repeat.

Kingdom Hearts: Beat up on your favorite Disney villains to save Mickey, who annoys the hell outta you

Okami: you're a goddes reborn in a male wolf-body and have to save Nippon from several baddies, the main villain of which being (in my opinion) and angry seal in a snowglobe - but the gameplay is gorgeous so take forever to end the game.

/I suddenly stopped caring