A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Enkidu88]

"I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS PEOPLE!"

The only good thing about 2012 was that line.

 

[Continuity]

"Phew, thank god we managed to trick all those useless bastards in to leaving. Party!"

 

[blankedboy]

I show people that the date isn't 2012.

 

[benoitowns]

You, yes you, the one listening, FUCK YOU!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Well, as Homer Simpson put it, I either live forever or die trying!"

 

[theLumberjack]

"Never gonna give you up"

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

"I replaced all the escape pod's life support equipment with bricks."

 

[Jnat]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinki-

 

[XAdrianX]

Im in tears because of the laughter...you guys are all hilarious! xD

 

[BrailleOperatic]

"It would seem that I just lost the game."

 

[A velociraptor]

"For what is a man? What has he got?
If not himself - Then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way."

 

[Sovvolf]

Grab the closest woman to me and start screwing while saying " I promised I'd go out this way and damn it, I meant it".

 

[B2kCyclops]

"Sorry guys, I forgot my ticket... Guys??? Damn, every time the same bullsh-"

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I think all i'd be doing is screaming a long string of obsceneties at the people who get to leave me to die.

 

[Jnat]

"Never gonna give you up"

Fucking ninjas, how do they work?

 

[NeedAUserName]

"I can imagine this putting something of a damper on the rest of my day..."

 

[Snotnarok]

Kaaa...meeee...haaa..meeee...haaaaaaa!!

Too much Dragon Ball Kai, my apologies

 

[Phenakist]

"Hey, guys, know that part that was missing from the escape pod? it's kind of important it's the...." *BOOOOOOOOM*