A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Sampsa]

I'd call to my boss and thell him that I don't quite like him.

 

[wildpeaks]

"I wonder if there will be cake"

 

[pigsnoutman]

Is this thing on? I can't get it to record...

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

BLINK 182 REFERENCE!!! OT mine would be *smirk*"Hmhmhm >:3 BWUH HUH HUH HUH BLEEECK!!! BWUUH HA HA HA HA HA HAA BLEEECKKK!!"(meteor hits)

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

somewhere, in the future of this world, there is going to be a school for young children.
and in history class, these young kids are going to learn about the Humans first home plant "Earth"

they are going to listen to some of the most influental men, Lincoln, Oppenheimer, Einstein.
and then, as history class ends, they are going to learn of earths final moments, and the very last audio recording ever made, and on it there is going to be MY voice, simply saying these final words of wisdom to the people of tommorow:
"Ryan's gonna die the way he lived, masturbating till it peels"

 

[IslandManJack]

To be completly honest I would probably just weep silent tears.

 

[Aura Guardian]

With my last breath...I curse FOX.

Spoiler

You expected Zoidberg?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

*Pull down pants*

PUDDING!

 

[Mr Thin]

Always, I wanna be with you, and make believe with you and live in HARMONY HARMONY OHH LOVEE

THIS! And then I ride off on my robot unicorn into the stars. **** the rest of you.

Or perhaps "who's the world going to revolve around now?" Stolen from the man in my avatar.

 

[RanD00M]

"You din't know me.And I din't know you.Which is good seeing as how I would most likely hate you.And now that I die.There is nothing you can do to disprove it."

Seems fitting for someone as anti-social as me.

 

[IslandManJack]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

BLINK 182 REFERENCE!!! OT mine would be *smirk*"Hmhmhm >:3 BWUH HUH HUH HUH BLEEECK!!! BWUUH HA HA HA HA HA HAA BLEEECKKK!!"(meteor hits)

No you dumb ass its a reference to George Carlin

 

[Sougo]

Point my finger at the closest person near me and say: "You are going to die."

 

[RanD00M]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

BLINK 182 REFERENCE!!!

I'm almost certain that he was making a reference to the stand up comedian George Carlin.

 

[sircashews]

I just paid that parking ticket.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

BLINK 182 REFERENCE!!! OT mine would be *smirk*"Hmhmhm >:3 BWUH HUH HUH HUH BLEEECK!!! BWUUH HA HA HA HA HA HAA BLEEECKKK!!"(meteor hits)

No you dumb ass its a reference to George Carlin

Theres a song called Family Reunion with those same lyrics. And plus I was not talking to you mr banned.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"Well I can say this now: shit piss tits **** cocksucker ************ fuck turd and twat."

BLINK 182 REFERENCE!!!

I'm almost certain that he was making a reference to the stand up comedian George Carlin.

Theres lyrics to a Blink 182 song with those same lyrics and I stick to the band.

 

[onewheeled]

"...the game..."

 

[Chicago Ted]

"Fuck this, like anyone's even going to be able to remember or even record these 'last' words. Oh wait..."

 

[xemnahort]

"Hehehe... fools... I have a 'Get Out of Meteor Strike Free' Card... I also get to pass GO! and collect $200. SO SUCK ON THAT!" or "So that's what happens if you write earth in the Death Note, good to know."

 

[DazZ.]

"What the fuck is that?"
*12 seconds of staring*
"Oh shit!"

Either that or I'd be indoors watching some sort of screen and completely miss it.