A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Spygon]

"phil here last man standing in the free for all we call this planet told you it would be me boom! static recording cuts off"

 

[ECasThat]

*picks up a baseball bad*
Okay God! Let's play ball!

 

[L33tMarvin]

I can finally say this,Valve sucks dic*boom*(aqua teen hunger force ending theme)

 

[Radzilla]

Try to punch as many of the people around me as possible. Create a moshpit basically.
And then yell: "Smoke me a kipper. Ill be back for breakfast"

 

[xavi]

Captain always goes down with his ship.

 

[Skarvig]

"So, we've got escape pods and came really far in technology, but didn't saw that fucking meteor coming? IQ must have dropped the last few years ..." *meteor smash*

 

[katsabas]

No jokes. No smart-mouth. This is it. Deep breath. Alone or with family, noone ever really dies. See you on the other side.

 

[Thedayrecker]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

This. Because nothing can top this.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

FREEEEEDOM!
or guitar solo

 

[Lionsfan]

Besides any goodbyes or whatnot, saying unsaid things to people. I'd have to go with "Scooty Puff Junior SUCKS!!!!"

 

[Eisenfaust]

"yeah, as if... giant meteorite, my arse... pathetic lying bast-*explosion*"

 

[magicmonkeybars]

"I guess it's a good time to start smoking..."

 

[Mattymarsbar]

.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"you call that a Meteor? When i was young we had REAL meteors, bigger, hotter, killing lizards big as houses, universe nowadays just don't know how to.......*burn*

 

[cutecuddely]

The person listening to this lean in allitle closer. right to the speacker FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (clatter bang, bang, cow moo, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

 

[_Cake_]

Tell my mom, dad and cat I love them, tell my grandma she's the biggest most self centered phony **** to ever be congealed and worm it's way out of Lucifer's anus...

 

[Mattymarsbar]

.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

"YOU SELFISH BASTARDS!!!"
"I BANGED ALL YOUR MOMS!"
"I would have told you how to have saved the Earth but..."

 

[Baldry]

"hm 99MP...I CAST METEOR! HAH, It worked...Oh...crap"

"JUDO CHOP" As the meteor is close enough

"Quick get me a calculator i'm going divide that ***** by 0"