A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[gred]

"We need more lemon pledge."

 

[Death or OFLC]

Do a barrel-roll!!

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

IM NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
IM NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND
DESERT YOU!

 

[[zonking great]]

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with me CURSING YOU AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, YOU BASTARDS!"

Freely adapted from T.S. Elliot's Hollow Men.

 

[Iron Mal]

I would play an epic guitar riff for the ages and then shout, 'I. AM. MALAKAI!!!' at the top of my lungs.

Hey, if I'm going down I'm gonna go down in a memorable and badass fashion.

 

[Ph33onix]

".......hh....hihi.....heheheheehahahahahAHAHAAHAHABWWWAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!" higurashi no naku Koro ni style xD

 

[Broady Brio]

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"

*Cuts off.

 

[Red Alastor]

"wait, why is everybody running?"

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

"I CALL BULLSHIT!"

 

[Primate]

"I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS PEOPLE!"

The only good thing about 2012 was that line.

That retarded looking hug a man gave another man when those "boats" made it through that waterwave was the most funny part imo.

OT: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna turn around and desert you."
That last part must then burn in the survivor's hearts.

zOMG EPIC!

You epicly win this thread.. no doubt! :')

Rick rolling the survivors

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

"Thanks for waiting for me assholes!"

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

Frank(even if nobody named Frank is around), it looks like *puts on sunglasses* we're toast.

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HobbyJim]

Damn you, Ballsagius!!!

or, cause I think it's funny, "what the fu-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

 

[Vhite]

"*singing* Always Look on the bright side of death! *singing*"

Fixed and this.

 

[Zelist]

Hail to the King Baby.

 

[Nannernade]

"Fortunately I was employed as a pool cleaner at the time retrieving a dead possum from the pool, when I emerged I was the only one left."

Quick question though, if it was recorded and the meteor was heading towards Earth... wouldn't the tape just be destroyed in the blast of destruction of the planet?

 

[fessferenc]

"Reload Dr. Freeman!"

 

[occrats]

"well... lets not let these cookies and strippers go to waste"

 

[thunderbug]

"crap"

 

[tehbeard]

tl;dr

Geronimo!