A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[Purplefood1]

"For f**k sake"

 

[MolotoK]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

 

[MadeinHell]

Well I'll be honest. While I love to think that I would say something that people would remember as a great heroic line of a man on the verge of death. But true is my whole line would consist of:

"Kuuuuuuuuuuurwa!!!" Which is a Polish word for "*****" or a "whore".

Also we had escape pods? OFF EARTH? What the f***? Where do they go? what's the point of their existence?

 

[LightspeedJack]

*Looks at the sky* "Oh hai..."

 

[AlexWinter]

'We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.'

Assuming there's no music on the escape pods. They will all have to deal with being Rick Rolled for eternity.

 

[Convictfish]

I'd drop to my knees, and shout with all of my might...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That way, my final words can be used in various techno remixes for generations to come.

Ninja'd

 

[Sneaky llama]

"Daa sei nei"

 

[tehroc]

Silence. I would try to spend my 15 second being mindful of the last moments of this existence. Hopefully reincarnation is universal and not contained on this rock.

 

[Somespeed]

SURPRISE COCKFAGS! I leaked the gas off of the escape pods for laughs shits and giggles! Have fun orbiting pricks

 

[Shycte]

******, ****, ******, Sieg Heil, Scientology, baby-rape and meh.

 

[Tizzmarelda]

GRIFFITH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nazz3]

"Yup... So I guess im the only person left to die here."

Followed by;

 

[Honoured]

Pretty sure it'd be something like: "Uh, shiny!"

 

[Outright Villainy]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

I'm totally going with that!

 

[Drudgelmir]

Tell James, tell him, he sucks.

 

[standokan]

I'll hide under the table untill its over.

 

[MasTerHacK]

*someone seeing me flee*
"Pus*y!"
*turning around with a grin on my face*
"I am what I eat"

 

[Ickorus]

That.

 

[The Stonker]

"Now how am I supposed to jerk off in 15 seconds?!"

SCIENCE!!

But I would do something like well I guess I could try to read a book in 15 seconds.
"Picks up the last book on earth"
TWILIGHT NOOOOO!