A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[peel15]

If it was happening right now it'd be like this
"I really hope my song managed to at least change the life of one person and i'm really glad i finished it."

If it was a few years from now it'd be like this
"Our lives will always be full of the tough times but when they end it seems that then we can think of all our regrets so lets not wait to realize them lets make sure we never have them to begin with it is never to late to get back the things you thought lost"

 

[IsraelRocks]

" damn *insert religion here * s"

 

[FundamentalistNail]

I'd do/say a few things.

1. I'd run to the bathroom and grab a towel.
2. I'd think to myself 'Shit! I left the bloody stove on!'
3. I'd point at the meteor and say, "Meteor there...see?"
4. And if I was feeling confident enough, I'd let out the most outlandish noise that I could...a mixture of a Tibetan monk chant, Inuit throat music and the scream of a Nazgul.

 

[Hazy]

"OH SHI-" just about sums up my reaction.

 

[narutorules44]

either LEROY JENKINS!or you guys are dicks

 

[UkibyTheMaid]

"Weeeell, that sucks."

And most probably:

"Oh my god, oh dear Lord, why??? *breaks down in tears*"

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

I..... AM........... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ColorfulObscurity]

Right before the meteor hits the Earth, I will jump off a cliff screaming one word.

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

[Rasputin1]

"Paaaaaaaaannnniiiiiiiiiiicccccc!"

-or-

Jesus christ...

 

[commasplice]

"You woke me up for this? I'm going back to sleep."

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

"I FUCKING CALLED IT!"

 

[MGlBlaze]

"Well, here's one way to go out in a blaze of glory. There's even metal involved."

How's my gallows humor?

 

[Skorpyo]

"Activate Developers Console! *beep* GODMODE ON!"

 

[commandersqwigly]

"well, fuck."

"we had escape pods?"

 

[Nickthequick]

Oh motherfu-

 

[commandersqwigly]

i lol'd so hard

 

[occrats]

with a Scottish accent KA-BOOM

 

[Westaway]

No one has made a Half Life episode part 3 joke yet. I'm impressed 'Someone quotes me with a Half Life joke'

Me? "Ramirez, throw back that meteor!"
Or, "Space Pods come back! You can blame it all-on-me... I was wrong, and I just can't live without you... Baby come back! Any kind of foool could see! KABOOM

"42" It would stop.

"You Shall Not PASS!"

"Sorry guys, the oxygen for your space pods are in a different castle DAMN I mean space ship"

"Go! I'll hold off the meteor!" (FLAME ON)