A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[thenoblitt]

"and then there were some"

 

[Nosense]

"damn Oath to Order went something like this right?...."

 

[Vilcus]

Me: "Hey guys wait, I figured out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! It takes-BOOM!........."

Them: "DAMNIT!"

 

[Souldemon8]

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

 

[Lucane]

"So, does immortality work against space and a giant rock?"
"I never did get a chance to screw Summer Glau."

I couldn't stop laughing at that part.

 

[azncutthroat]

"Noko."

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

"KAAA MEEEE HAAA MEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA!!"

" My Drill is the Drill that will pierce the heavens! Who the hell do you think I am! GIGA DRILL BREAKKAAAAAA!!!"

" With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

" * Puts up Middle Finger*"

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd say "WTF?! BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!"

Epic death.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I welcome thee, sweet abyss... Take me into your cold, comforting bosom.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Hm... If there is a higher being, why doesnt he stop this?

 

[Ldude893]

Goodbye friends. Live long and prosper.

 

[Flee the Cities]

finally, teh planet is taking revenge just as square/enix predicted

 

[Stone Wera]

"I told you so!"

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

IT'S A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!

If I did it right, the meteor should explode.

 

[The Warden]

"I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT METEOR IN THE FUCKING FACE!"
"Thblblblblblllt."
"Before I die, I stashed the time machine on the planet *intentional static*, you can go back in time and stop this!"

 

[gabe12301]

"HURRY TO THE SHIP!!! We're going back to mars!!!!"

 

[Drexlor]

"Who stole my escape pod?"

 

[JWW]

"We are all but dust in the wind...soon I will also be dust in the literal sense"

 

[Hollock]

this has been here for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than 15 seco--*auck!*-*BOOSSSHHHM!!*-
I CURSE ZOIDBERG!