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[FPLOON]

A blog I worked on
I am no longer a mod
Time's be a-changing

I have mixed feelings
I need to reopen Skype
Aftermath redux

The countdown begins
My life is reaching a change
A permanent change

Those last three haikus
They are connected by choice
What will be my choice?

 

[Teoes]

Need a game to play
Nearly finished Fire Emblem
Perhaps Xenonauts?

Turn-based strategy
Clearly this is my new thing
I'm no good though.

 

[FPLOON]

1 (point) 5 HD
Nostalgia made simpler
So many cutscenes

Keyblade mastering
Unlock the door to the light
My weapon of choice

Just writing haikus
Instead of test studying
I need some more sleep

 

[Teoes]

Day is nearly done.
40 minutes of work left..
Not that I'm working.

 

[FPLOON]

Time to Rock The Boat
Two songs with boat metaphors
One boat had a leak

So many updates
Still a very new laptop
Give it a few weeks?

 

[Teoes]

A Dance With Dragons
Smelly chapters are awful
Really tough to read.

Free banana loaf
Made by my colleague's nice wife.
It's tasty mm-good.

 

[FPLOON]

If I rest later
The plan will not work... If I
Rest now, the plan fails...

I need to relax
But, it's still too early in
Haiku rap I'll make

 

[Teoes]

Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide.

Never noticed that
Bohemian Rhapsody
Starts with a haiku.

 

[username sucks]

Procrastinated.
Now I feel like Brain-dead man,
But finally done

A lesson to learn:
Stop procrastinating now!
...I'll learn it later.

 

[FPLOON]

Never noticed that
Bohemian Rhapsody
Starts with a haiku.

Holy Ben Afflecks!
Was that intentional, Queen?
I want to think so...

 

[Teoes]

Suppressed my own team
Sniper killed my shotgunner
Who needs aliens?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I found a new thread
It is a very hard thread though
Wish it was more easy

 

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: Haiku rap is long Needed this here spoiler tag Totally worth it

Cry me a river
It's the rhymes I deliver
Make your mind shiver

I do these for days
Like it's the current new craze
The beat's like a maze

Everywhere you turn
The beat leaves a confused burn
It's not my concern

This beat is so whack
Makes me hungry for a snack
My doctor's no quack

Instrumental break
The drop makes the whole world shake
River to a lake

The birds, they will sing
Nature, the joy it will bring
Miracle's the thing

This rap's not a trick
The beat's just a little sick
A minute's too quick

Theme's not connected
Certain things were rejected
As I suspected

It's not Sudoku
I chill out with a haiku
Avatar Roku

I just don't know why
My haiku's an alibi
I never had pie

Getting confusing
With the haikus I'm choosing
So damn amusing

I rap like a friend
It's the truth, not just pretend
This is not the end

Only those remain
I don't know if it's the same
Kept up with the game

It's almost that time
These lyrics have passed their prime
It's covered in slime

The rap makes no sense
It's random to my expense
No lie or a hence


Flip it all around
Let the lyrics make the sound
The lost is the found

The rap is over
Blending in like a clover
Red like the rover

To call this genre
using multiple haikus
Call it... Haikustep

Haikustep consist
of a 5-7-5 beat
That of a haiku

The first drop happens
after the fifth haiku verse
Then after the twelfth

The song ends either
After the last haiku drop
Or last haiku verse

 

[Teoes]

Manila Terror
Xenonauts are here for you
We will save the day

Aliens hiding
Taking cover in building
Assault troops can't reach

RPG beats wall
Sniper gets a headshot then
Shotgun finisher.

Levelled the city
The true American way
Saved one person though!

 

[FPLOON]

Spontaneous snip
In the name of this haiku
Responding to quote

Writing a haiku
All about the syllables
Hope you can count well

Some word of advice
Spoken in a single quote
below this haiku

A sentence haiku
does not look like a haiku
but feels like one, though

 

[Teoes]

Morsomk should post again;
This thread needs more folks
To please FPLOON.

Icelandic poster:
Show us all your haiku skills,
Your haiku kung-fu.

 

[username sucks]

I am back at last.
Haven't slept since sunday night.
I have a problem.

Work, panic and stress.
I came close to suicide.
But that part is done.

Schools want perfection.
Fuck that, I got in a noose.
At least I got out.

...

Well that was quite dark.
I would like some happiness,
If it's not too much.

 

[Teoes]

Jesus that was dark
I really don't know what to say
Give your cats some love.

Glad you came back though.
I wondered where you had been.
Take some time to rest.

 

[username sucks]

I feel better now.
Sorry about my last post.
It was pretty dark.

Now I celebrate.
My favorite thread got necro'd.
Torgue has some haikus.

I ASK: EXPLOSIONS!!!!????
F*** YES THEY ARE PURE BADASS!!!
EXPLOSIONS FOR ALL!!!!

 

[Teoes]

Alien plasma
shotguns are OP; their burst
fire mode is sick.

One thing they're good for:
Friendly fire incidents.
Less for me to do.