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EilaliE

What does this title-thing do?
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Why did you have to
make the very cheesy line
even cheesier?


Sea[L said:
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Whats this about food
i am going to fit in
worked out italics
Hey you, lovely Squid.
Get on the kitchen counter.
I will get a knife.
 

Sea[L]ix

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EilaliE said:
Why did you have to
make the very cheesy line
even cheesier?


Sea[L said:
ix]
Whats this about food
i am going to fit in
worked out italics
Hey you, lovely Squid.
Get on the kitchen counter.
I will get a knife.
I will not go down
not without a fight at least
ill fetch my squid mech
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
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EilaliE said:
Why did you have to
make the very cheesy line
even cheesier?
That's because my brain
Just LOVES to refer back to
Three Days Grace somehow...
:p
 
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Sea[L said:
ix]
EilaliE said:
Why did you have to
make the very cheesy line
even cheesier?


Sea[L said:
ix]
Whats this about food
i am going to fit in
worked out italics
Hey you, lovely Squid.
Get on the kitchen counter.
I will get a knife.
I will not go down
not without a fight at least
ill fetch my squid mech
Greetings, noble squid!
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'll fight by your side!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Sharknado 2, "bro"!
I've seen it so many times!
Shit never gets old!
 

EilaliE

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username sucks said:
Sea[L said:
ix]
I will not go down
not without a fight at least
ill fetch my squid mech
Greetings, noble squid!
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'll fight by your side!
Unexpected. I'm
Not into eating humans.
I can work with this.

Hey, lovely User.
Kitchen counter, both of you.
This is getting fun!
 

Sea[L]ix

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Jul 29, 2014
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EilaliE said:
username sucks said:
Sea[L said:
ix]
I will not go down
not without a fight at least
ill fetch my squid mech
Greetings, noble squid!
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'll fight by your side!
Unexpected. I'm
Not into eating humans.
I can work with this.

Hey, lovely User.
Kitchen counter, both of you.
This is getting fun!

I better get help
I call upon the kraken
cephalopods unite!
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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I tried to turn the
Batman theme song into a
Haiku... and I failed...

Oh well, I might as
Well just watch this water fight
play out in haiku...
 
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EilaliE said:
Unexpected. I'm
Not into eating humans.
I can work with this.

Hey, lovely User.
Kitchen counter, both of you.
This is getting fun!
*Gets on the counter*
So why did you want me here?
I'm kinda confused.
 

EilaliE

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Sea[L said:
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I better get help
I call upon the kraken
cephalopods unite!
I have a question.
Is that the squid-version of
"I'm calling my mom"?


username sucks said:
*Gets on the counter*
So why did you want me here?
I'm kinda confused.
Woah, that was easy.
I declare myself winner.
Let this topic die.
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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I'm disappointed.
All this Cephalopoda,
Yet no tentacles...

No, I didn't check
My spelling for that long word.
*erase history*
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Not going to sleep
Because I can't do mornings...
Hashtag: Haiku Tweet
 

FPLOON

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Jul 10, 2013
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Was not expecting
To go to Knott's Berry Farm
With my best friend... Yeah...

Anyway, what's up?
The sky, you say? Well, that's not
Interesting... yet...
 

EilaliE

What does this title-thing do?
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I want to eat beef,
But there is no beef. Then I
wanted to eat cheese.


There's no cheese. So I
gave up, and made some waffles.
Now I'm not hungry.
 

Malbourne

Ari!
Sep 4, 2013
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Uneaten waffles.
There's no greater tragedy.
But I'll prevent it!

Just give me butter,
A bucket of syrup, and
Om nom nom nom nom...
 

FPLOON

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Leave me the pancakes!
Even the blueberry ones!
Crap! Now, I'm hungry!