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FPLOON

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Mr. Mojo on
The case again... Go bring your
Mother and sister?

Are you happy? Are
You feeling glad that you have
Sunshine in a bag?

What am I doing?
What am I referencing?
Which is the question?
 

EilaliE

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Skyping with someone,
She is very talkative.
I am regretting.
 

FPLOON

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That 60s Batman...
Can't wait to buy the Blu-Ray...
Just need more money...
 

FPLOON

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Old friend contacts me...
Makes a deal I can't "refuse"...
I'll meet him at dawn...
 

EilaliE

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Just got a haircut.
I look like my avatar.
There are no regrets.
 

FPLOON

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G-H-O-T-I
The fish-shark I fear the most
Hashtag: GoSharkWeek
 

EilaliE

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I feel like a kid.
No more a summer zombie,
But it's for the best.
 

Malbourne

Ari!
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Ah, young kids these days.
Always rushing forward. Yet!
Never looking back.

Ooh, that sounded deep.
Lemme make it up to you:
I adore ferrets.
 

FPLOON

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Ferrets in deep thought...
Contemplating their whole lives...
I don't own one, though...
 

EilaliE

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Fifty shades of me:
Would be pastel colours, and
Pages for glitter.
 

FPLOON

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Finally saw that
Movie known as Chronicle...
This needs a sequel?

Eh... Maybe they meant
More of a spin-off story
Than anything else...
 

EilaliE

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No more energy.
Introversion can be hard.
I almost feel dead.
 

Bofus Teefus

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I hate my job. Waaaaah!
How the haikuists doing?
Where's my avatar?

Seriously, man!
I've only been gone two weeks!
What the hell happened?
 

FPLOON

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Classes have started...
Still not in the right mindset...
Fuck sleeping early!
 

FPLOON

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Too early for class...
Too late to have some breakfast...
(Tuesday's a Monday...)