A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[PsychicTaco115]

Is that it?


NOW LET ME OUT

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Close enough. But we will require you to check the monster occasionally.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Fine, fine

Just let me out, the stench is horrible!

 

[Aerosteam]

Sorry, I couldn't hold it in.

 

[Aerosteam]

Wait, what? I haven't been keeping track of what's going on since I stopped having my acid trip.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He's been on acid, we should take him up to sick bay!

 

[Aerosteam]

I stopped being on acid half the entire thread ago, it took you long enough to give me medical attention! Not that I want it or anything.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

We don't have the resources for medical attention.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Fine, we'll keep watch over Aero

If we see the slightest hint of him/her wanting to eat our brains, we dump him overboard

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Maybe not overboared, but maybe in the cage we put Tizzy in.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We don't have any bath salts in there, do we?

I would shudder to think what would happen if Aero got a hold of them

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Alright, let's vote on this

All in favor...

*Pushes Aero into room and locks door*

 

[Euryalus]

I thought we were already at the center? Taco lied to me? ...and I wrote that awesome act 2 synopsis and everything

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I don't lie!

I can never tell a lie!

I'm the resurrection of Abraham Lincoln!

 

[Euryalus]

[HEADING=2]Act 2: The Road Back[/HEADING]



[HEADING=2] Setting:[/HEADING]

After a long and arduous trek towards the center of the earth our heros have finally reached their destination. Along the way they did some stuff T0ad 0f Truth wasn't here for so it doesn't matter, conquered at least thirty different mutiny attempts, found a factory full of terminators, destroyed an army of evil starfish monsters, and maybe some other stuff I can't remember. Now they have a new goal; to make the journey back to the surface and use the skills and experience points they gained TO CONQUER THE WORLD... or goof off some more, whatever we come up with I guess.

GO!

@Tizzy: Look! The script says you're going the wrong way! And Taco says he's not lying (and also a presidential vampire hunter) so we can't being going towards the center! The Lava monster we murdered only has enough fuel to get us back to the surface, not halfway back to the surface, then back to the center, then back to the surface!

This man is trying to sabotage the mission (whose goal I can't remember). Quick, another mutiny is necessary!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Not another one!

I hate dressing up like a pirate for the full effect!