A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[PsychicTaco115]

We'll be the heroes of Earth, destroying Hell!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Maybe the food will be free!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I wouldn't eat the food...

After all, it IS Hell

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Takes out Holy Water Bombs*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

 

[Euryalus]

Why are we chasing down virtuous pagans and unbaptized children?
... Oh I see we've already made it to the second circle... Lust!

Spoiler

Ha! see what I did there

Kill the filthy Adulterers! (Psst I'm committed to the accuracy of our journey through hell)

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I see what you did there. I WILL USE MY DILDO CANNON TO MAKE THEM REPENT.

REPENT! REPENT I SAY!

 

[Euryalus]

...Why do you just have one of those laying around :|

 

[Euryalus]

@Tizzy: You gave it to him didn't you? You and your magical weapon bag!
...Can I have one too

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Depends, have you read the label? "Only to be used as a weapon".

Just a heads up.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We should get out of Lust....

I fear for our safety, with me being here

 

[Euryalus]

But Taco... the third circle is gluttony :/

 

[DJ_DEnM]

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

GO, VEGAN RAY!

 

[Euryalus]

GO, VEGAN RAY!

Dear God! You horrible monster! This is too hellish even for hell!

...Wait, we forgot to document our journey into the third circle!

Spoiler

 

[PsychicTaco115]

No one better get any ideas about my head....

 

[Euryalus]

Tizzy No! The food! It's...