A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[DJ_DEnM]

T0ad is excused, he was just following orders. And as for chinese food, I agree. TO CHINA!

 

[Sigma Castell]

I spill smoothie all over the engine and trip over a random snake.

 

[Euryalus]

I see you love to start mutanys! No big deal, we dig down, we come out the other side! Who want's chinese food! Except you T0ad, for questioning my directions!

T0ad is excused, he was just following orders. And as for chinese food, I agree. TO CHINA!

But we're going to run out of fue... You know what? Fuck it. To China (...and 10 servings of Beer Duck and General tso's chicken)

I spill smoothie all over the engine and trip over a random snake.

Who are you? And how did you get aboard this ship?

...Guys? Exactly how many people did we bring on this mission? Is the rest of the crew tripping balls on Aero's acid in some mystery storage room? How does a lava monster work as fuel? Isn't it molten rock? Why can't Taco stick to one avatar? How many more questions can I link together before I start to become incoherent?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I can have as many avatars as I feel

I'M A FREE THINKER

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Not while you're on this ship!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

@DJ_DEnM: I NEED MY FIX OF AVATAR CHANGE!

@Tizzy: Hopefully, Aero ate the snake and is taking a nap

 

[Euryalus]

Well if she was smoking pot before she started doing the acid then teh snake has definitely been eaten

Where we headed Tizzy? Anything off to the equivalent of our port bow?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

All I see is a bunch of rocks

A sea of rocks

This is NOTHING like Inferno

 

[DJ_DEnM]

The rocks LEAD to Inferno.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

So it's like a crumb trail?

LET'S GO SEE HELL

 

[Euryalus]

LET'S GO SEE HELL

Well technically hell is an allegory for spiritual separation from the divine and, in Thomistic philosophy, is considered supreme deprivation of being...

Butt fuck reasonable interpretation of texts, let's go Westboro on this mother fucker. I wanna see all the circles!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

LET'S GO SEE HELL

Well technically hell is an allegory for spiritual separation from the divine and, in Thomistic philosophy, is considered supreme deprivation of being...

Butt fuck reasonable interpretation of texts, let's go Westboro on this mother fucker. I wanna see all the circles!

I want to make fun of the sinners and their eternal damnation!

It'll be like a trip to the zoo!

 

[Euryalus]

I want to make fun of the sinners and their eternal damnation!

It'll be like a trip to the zoo!

We'll have to take pictures for each of the circles. First... uh... let's see... Limbo (yes we've magically arrived already for these next set of jokes to work)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

WAIT!

I want to see all the levels...

THEN WE DESTROY HELL

 

[DJ_DEnM]

We're taking a detour THROUGH Hell to get to China. We'll get there First mate Tizzy, do not fret.