A little bit of fun.

[kittii-chan 300]

so he headbutted a wall in anger

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Then just with Sean's awesomeness Johnny punched himself in the balls and hobbled away.

 

[McPulse]

He sought medical help from the local doctor,

 

[legion431]

Sean amazingly arose from the dead.

 

[Titan Buttons]

so he decided to go for a walk over house roof tops

 

[kittii-chan 300]

but the doctor turned out to be a butcher shop owner...

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

And apparently the doctor's diagnosis was clear: Johnny will never have children.

 

[Bobbity]

Screaming in despair,

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

The butcher chopped his balls off.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

with a lightsabre

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Then Sean busted in and killed the butcher.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

then mastercheif landed on sean from orbit

 

[Goofguy]

Too bad the room smelled of stale farts

 

[Drexlor]

but sean was somehow still alive

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

And started fighting master chief.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

mastercheif falcon punched sean

 

[Yarggg]

He exploded

 

[McPulse]

in a flash of purple rain.

 

[Drexlor]

the intestines managed to tie up master chief

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Then Sean freed Johnny Cage from the table and said: "Sorry i couldn't save your balls."