A most disturbing trend on the offical Mass Effect 2 forums.

[Fappy]

Ever since Bioware added sex scenes to their games, the fanbase got worse and worse. I mean, there are some who want to have sex with Wrex and Garrus. I mean, come on, that's just plain wrong on so many levels.
Eugh, and then get me started on Deviantart or fan fics.

Ok then, begin.

"Tali stepped out of the Mako onto the surface of the alien planet. The thresher maw erupted from the Earth, gazing down upon her. She began to caress it's long, throbbing body...."

Bioware forums are always disturbing.

Yes indeed. Probably among the worst gaming forums on the internet, if you don't count Epic and Ubisoft.

I wouldn't go that far. There are some weirdos/retards yes, but every forum has those. In my experience the frequent posters are pretty cool... and for some reason its the only game forum I ever see women post in... at least they claim to be women...

 

[Jamash]

One of the furry posters got mad at me for suggesting that Tali had tentacles under her face mask.

He even sent me this little gem as PM.

"You dont have to be able to reproduce in order to have sex! as long as there is a hole you can have sex."


The rest I won't...taint you with.

You should reply to him "Sorry, my bad, I'm slightly dyslexic you see. What I meant to suggest was that Tali had testicles under her face mask".

 

[Capachinola]

Uh yeah. Way to bring a name to all the internet guys out there, how typical.

 

[Verbal Samurai]

I was disappointed in ME1 when I couldn't romance Tali. She was the most interesting female character in that game by FAR.

 

[ObnoxiousPotatoe]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

No research conducted?

Of course not *cough cough*

 

[WolfMage]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

Or so I have found.
Found much in the way of Tali 34.
Rule 34 has a fucking website.

Also, she was easily the most likable partner, at least to me.
And hand her a shotgun with exploding rounds, you could set the controller down and win the fucking game.
I support the option to romance her. For RPing purposes.
Besides, I'd kill the other two female partners in a heartbeat.
Ashley was an unlikable racist *****, and Liara was pretty useless.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Oh Shi-

I found out another reason why we love Tali!

She sounds like that Russian Woman from GI JOE!

Or any Russian sounding woman from our childhood!

 

[Adam]

Hey if were gonna be knocking space boots with Tali then why can't we have Garrus and Thane booty too? Are we discriminating against virtual alien butt sex?

 

[AkJay]

I will admit, in ME1, I was disappointed that you couldn't have "relations" with Tali. Then again, maybe it's the taboo of not being able to do her, but still!

 

[ChocoFace]

Because I found Tali attractive personally and phyiscally, thats why. She had a nice ass, she's a wrench wench, and she's a generally grounded good natured but not stupid and willing to cut some bitches kind of girl. She's the most 'normal' or neutral of all of them.

you forgot to mention 'fictional'.

 

[ObnoxiousPotatoe]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

Or so I have found.
Rule34 has a fucking website.

Also, she was easily the most likable partner, at least to me.
And hand her a shotgun with exploding rounds, you could set the controller down and win the fucking game.
I support the option to romance her. For RPing purposes.
Besides, I'd kill the other two female partners in a heartbeat.
Ashley was an unlikable racist *****, and Liara was pretty useless.

What, you didnt know rule34.paheal.net?

 

[Trotgar]

But it would be almost impossible to have sex with her since (our) normal bacteria is lethal to them.

So Shepard would basically have to be on her home planet and in a 100% clean full-body condom, wouldn't he/she?

EDIT: But for freedom's sake I would like the option of being a deeper friend or a lover with her. Having sex just would be a bit... hard.

 

[WolfMage]

There is actually quite a lot of Tali porn. Or so I heard.

Or so I have found.
Rule34 has a fucking website.

Also, she was easily the most likable partner, at least to me.
And hand her a shotgun with exploding rounds, you could set the controller down and win the fucking game.
I support the option to romance her. For RPing purposes.
Besides, I'd kill the other two female partners in a heartbeat.
Ashley was an unlikable racist *****, and Liara was pretty useless.

What, you didnt know rule34.paheal.net?

I knew from way early on.
I don't think he knew.

 

[Nmil-ek]

That's just........strange, i have no comment at this time, other then whoah...

Not been around the internet long have ya?

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Well if anyone of them has played the game they know this can't happen because Tali was brought up in a sterile enviroment and thus has no immune system what so ever. So if she were to take her suit off she would catch something like a cold and die from it. Not to sound callous to the condition but she basically has AIDS and so does her whole race from the enviroment they are raised in.

 

[Chipperz]

No way,we need Garrus romance first!

the space Muslim? I found her not even that effective, let alone sexy. that is really just wrong.

I thought she was a space gypsy- wandering form place to place, believed to increase crime wherever they go.

she has to take a pilgrimage to a special city, Meca for those of the Muslim faith and some space station for her, she has to wear that shroud, thing, and she has a bit of a middle eastern accent, for no explained reason in game and because the religion has one of it's biggest fallowings in the middle east. it's just a theory I have, not saying you're wrong, just putting up evidence. come to think of it, most of those thing are in gypsy culture, so*throws down smoke bomb and runs away*.

The pilgrimage isn't to anywhere specific, she just has to find something useful for the Flotilla, and there are several well documented reasons why she has to wear that "shroud thing".

Definitely closer to Space Gypsies.

On another note. I thought Tali was a cool character, but to have sex with her? Uuuuh no. Gas masks don't do it for me.