A normal walk home until...

[Distorted Stu]

Someone will be filling your reactiion.. but seriously.. wtf

 

[Jonny49]

This all points to one conclusion. Zombies.
But seriously though, that is really weird.

 

[New York Patrick]

You found a.....heart lying on the ground?

That's really fucked up. Does it actually look like a human heart? Try comparing it to some images from Google or something. If it is a human heart I think you should tell the Police or something.

Though even if it is an animal heart, how did it end up lying on the ground?

EDIT: Also, are you sure it is a real heat? Someone might just be pulling a prank on you.

Yes, it was definetly a real heart. Considering that we kicked the heart over and saw some blood mixed with the snow underneath it, it was certainly real.

I'm not sure what animal it was, but I'm pretty sure it was an animal one, or else Rat Race took place in Canada.

No, I kicked it. You just watched...

And I don't balme you AT ALL. My shoe kinda smells now...

A frozen heart? Bring it home, defrost it, and then eat it to gain courage!

Works every time.

Or, y'know, call Disease Control. Whatever.

I was TOTALLY about to do the first option...

 

[SD-Fiend]

well either eat it or TELL THE FRIKIN POLICE!! ( i really hope you pick the second one

 

[Helimocopter]

im gonna go ahead and say deer heart

*deer rather

 

[New York Patrick]

Eat it. That way you will gain all the persons strengths

Would have, but I'm almost certain it wasn't human, so what's the point?

What would Deer strength get me?

 

[New York Patrick]

Oddly enough though, there aren't a lot of deer in the area... and it was JUST the heart, too. Absolutely no body to be found...

 

[Helimocopter]

Oddly enough though, there aren't a lot of deer in the area... and it was JUST the heart, too. Absolutely no body to be found...

i've seen it before, people use deer hearts as pranks sometimes
you can just get them from someone who hunts, i met a guy who sells them off sometimes

 

[Sulu]

That's really fucked up. Does it actually look like a human heart? Try comparing it to some images from Google or something. If it is a human heart I think you should tell the Police or something.

All hearts generally look the same haha. It will be a pig/sheep heart anyway as they are very cheap to get at a butcher.

 

[Caligulove]

doesnt look like a heart... thought I wasnt there though.

But even if it was a steak out there... thatd still be pretty fucked up. instead youd wonder why the hell is there a steak outside in the snow?

 

[Internet Kraken]

That's really fucked up. Does it actually look like a human heart? Try comparing it to some images from Google or something. If it is a human heart I think you should tell the Police or something.

All hearts generally look the same haha. It will be a pig/sheep heart anyway as they are very cheap to get at a butcher.

Still, I would call the police anyways. It's unlikely that it's the heart of a human or someone's pet, but it never hurts to be on the safe side. Besides, I think they would understand your concern considering there is a heart lying on the ground.

Out of curiosity though, why do butchers sell cow/sheep/pig hearts? Can you actually make food with them?

 

[Blimey]

Funny, but not a human heart. I'm not a "heart expert" but I do live on a small farm. Now, I'm not saying I'm right, because I am pretty stupid, but that bears quite a resemblance to a pigs heart. Maybe even a cows, I've seen both get butchered and had to clean up the entrails (fucking worst job EVER) and I gotta say that looks pretty close to an animal heart. Too bad you didn't keep it, should have just picked that shit up with your bear hands if you had too. You could have made a plexi-glass box with a freezing unit in it, and boom! Instant conversation piece for your living room.

 

[Chicago Ted]

doesnt look like a heart... thought I wasnt there though.

But even if it was a steak out there... thatd still be pretty fucked up. instead youd wonder why the hell is there a steak outside in the snow?

Shitty cell phone quality photo doesn't give the moment justice.

 

[loppopoo]

Keep it, freeze it, throw it at people in Priuses.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Uh It looks like a serial killer left it their DDDDD

.....OR its a cow heart or something lol

 

[loppopoo]

5 stars for futurama reference.

 

[0p3rati0n]

just smile and wave boys! Just smile and wave!!! :|

 

[Ham_authority95]

Also My friend found a bottle of piss and about a hundred condom wrappers in the trash at my elementary school D:

 

[CompanionCube]

Fire up the grill

 

[TheLefty]

That's when you take the phone...hit the button that looks like 9 1 and 1 and tell the nice person on the other side of the phone about this.