A Real Animal You Never Want to Meet
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Dude...! WTF?! That looks like something out of Dante's InfernoMilky_Fresh said:
It's a fucking squid with teeth. I don't feel that needs an explanation.
It's a still frame from H.R. Giger's only foray into pornographic film.PoliceBox63 said:It looks like one of the Street SharksGlamorgan said:
Giant hornets. Most animals attack you if you antagonize them or get too close. Hornets just assault you if you have something they want, and bear in mind that they work as a hive.
Inland Taipan, I believe. I have an inexplicable snake phobia [inexplicable, because I live in Ireland], and this one seems to be the nastiest of the lot.
Puff Adders are responsible for the majority of death by snakes in Africa and if I'm not mistaken they have the longest fangs of any snake in the world - actually this often causes their natural prey to often die of sheer physical trauma rather than the venom. And as much as I love snakes - scientifically speaking - I would not want to be in a confined space with one. Enjoy.
The deadly, fighty-bitey-scratchy Sloth. Natures slowest and most evil assasin.
(No-one will get this reference, mwa-ha-ha-ha)
(No-one will get this reference, mwa-ha-ha-ha)
I'm surprised no one has mentioned this:
But seriously: I never want to meet any crazy-ass spiders or fat millipedes <:O
But seriously: I never want to meet any crazy-ass spiders or fat millipedes <:O
Don't those things rape women and play with the dead corpses of their killed? Man those things are insane.Canid117 said:
For all those not aware these things are secretly evil.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3323070/Killer-dolphins-baffle-marine-experts.html
I saw one of these in fucking Australia. Second most venomous and number one most dangerous to meet snake in the world. Venomous number one, the Fierce snake, is shy and runs away from humans. This fucker'll have his teeth in your ankle if you step into his patch, no questions asked.similar.squirrel said:[http://img171.imageshack.us/i/67772251.png/]
Inland Taipan, I believe. I have an inexplicable snake phobia [inexplicable, because I live in Ireland], and this one seems to be the nastiest of the lot.
I could make your phobia totally explicable and send you a box of inland taipans. If a package arrives labelled "Definitely not full of highly venomous snakes" that'll be it. The label is just to get it past customs.similar.squirrel said:[http://img171.imageshack.us/i/67772251.png/]
Inland Taipan, I believe. I have an inexplicable snake phobia [inexplicable, because I live in Ireland], and this one seems to be the nastiest of the lot.
Oddly enough the wiki page of Inland Taipans says "Although highly venomous, it is very shy and reclusive, and prefers to escape from trouble, biting only if threatened," which I can tell you from personal experience is a load of old bollocks. They're bad tempered, paranoid and will chase you for shit and giggles.
Blue whale. I mean being in the water with it... not a "fear" thing as such I just don't think anything has the right to be THAT big lol, it doesn't compute to me.
And if I didn't have many years of experience, like if it was the first snake I'd ever come across, my big Reticulated Python would probabley frigthen the shit out of me.
And if I didn't have many years of experience, like if it was the first snake I'd ever come across, my big Reticulated Python would probabley frigthen the shit out of me.
O____OCanid117 said:They murder babies for shits and giggles. So yes they are quite vicious little bastards.Blatherscythe said:Wow, they're quite the vicouis little bastards aren't they.Canid117 said:
For all those not aware these things are secretly evil.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3323070/Killer-dolphins-baffle-marine-experts.html
Anything from Australia is pretty bad too.
What about the Golden Orb Weaver. Their Wikipedia page seems innocent enough for an arachnid until you see these pictures.Aenir said:Jesus, I actually shook when I saw that thing. I can't imagine holding it.RhombusHatesYou said:You mean the Goliath Birdeater spider?Velvo said:
This wee fella here?
Soooo fuzzilly kyoooot
I have absolutely no problem with bugs or spiders, but holding a giant fuzzy one like that? I'd be traumatized.
And when I first entered this thread first thing that came to mind was a Giant Squid.
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That is some crazy stuff right there...horrifying...
Ah. *facepalm* Must have been some other form of Taipan. East coast Taipan? Saw it on Fraser island.RhombusHatesYou said:
Probably a Coastal Taipan, which is #3 on the most venomous land snakes list... Or maybe it was an Eastern Brown Snake... which are #2 on the same list.Steel_crab said:
Definitely not an Inland Taipan out on the Fraz. That's well the fuck and away from their natural habitat (arid lands/desert).
It's white.Crystalite said:
SNOW IS WHITE.
How do you know if it isn't a pile of snow, but a polar bear?
IT'S EATING YOUR FACE.
Seriously, one of their hunt tactics is to cover their noses (because they're black) and blend in with the snow.
For me, well, I really fucking hate spiders, but I'm more scared of a T-Rex. Shame it's long extinct.
For something a little more real (that I could possibly meet, since ************ also lives in Hungary), you don't want this thing charging at you:
