A Ridiculous superpower

[GundamSentinel]

To always have the required amount of money/change in my pocket for whatever I wanted to buy.

This, but only in small change. Buying a car with heaps of it would be a laugh.

 

[Shemming]

I will have FAIL powers the super power to fail epicly at anything!

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I would have the power to make it where everytime you masturbate, God CREATES a kitten instead of killing them

EDIT: And to add to it, the newly created kitten would spawn right out side your door (or somewhere really close to where you are having a wank) so if your mom is knocking on your door wondering what you are doing, all of a sudden BAM! a cute kitten appears, confusing the hell out of everyone.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I would have the power to make it where everytime you masturbate, God CREATES a kitten instead of killing them

There would be a MASSIVE amount of kittens should you obtain such a power.

OT: I think the power of clean-o-vision would one I would find the use for. I hate cleaning stuff, and the power to just look at it and have it be SPOTLESS would be awesome.

 

[Jolly Madness]

To always have the required amount of money/change in my pocket for whatever I wanted to buy.

Say you want to buy a car... How big are your pockets? And if it was all in change...

 

[deth2munkies]

'nuff said.

NSFW

 

[Hashime]

MEAT VISION! if you get my reference you get a point.

 

[uncle-ellis]

I would have the power to make it where everytime you masturbate, God CREATES a kitten instead of killing them

Yea, cumming kittens would be fun, Unimaginably painful, but fun.

 

[kalakashi]

I'd want the power to be really really good looking.

I'd be really really really really ridiculously good-looking.

OT: Know exactly when and where bird poo was about to land. Fantastic.

 

[PsionicZombie]

The ability to summon other superheroes at my own will, also being able to command them.

Batman, I want you to grill up some chicken
Superman, Move this couch downstairs

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

MEAT VISION! if you get my reference you get a point.

Isn't that from Fairly Odd Parents when Timmy wished his mom and dad were superheroes?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the ability to make whoever you point at and say BAM naked! it would be ridulously awesome, until an ugo or a Fat person go between you and whoever you were aiming at, then you'd be wishing you had the power to erase indiviual memories

 

[TyrantGanado]

The ability to turn things purple upon contact. Failing that, the ability to transform oneself into an immobile puddle.

 

[Tallim]

This -

 

[awsome117]

The ability to turn into a bucket of water.

You know someone had to say it.

 

[Lord Kodous]

The ability to pay for anything by just reaching into a pocket or wallet and pull out the exact amount of money I need.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The ability to have ... wait..

Spoiler

Awww I was going to do that!

Other than that: The ability to shit brix.

 

[captaincabbage]

I'd need to have the power to explode into 17 different dinosaurs!

 

[RastaBadger]

The ability to fire monkeys out of ones hands.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I shall post what i allways post in these threads.

"The ability to shoot deck-chairs out of my knee caps"