A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[Matt-the-twat]

Start a 'care' company, going around doing helpful things across the country, sometimes paid sometimes just because we can.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Make everyone dance while dressed as MC Hammer through London to U Can't Touch This. With Stalin moustaches.

Look, I avoided suggesting orgy.

 

[Requx]

Must... resist... orgy urges...

GAH!

Yeah Im gonna mix an orgy and a lan party...to make the best lan party ever.

 

[rddj623]

I would start a hell of a pyramid scheme.

In all seriousness though I'd probably start a nice little self sufficient community and would prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Edorf]

I'd bake a massive cake.

 

[Daffy F]

Invade Kuwait!

 

[ThePirateMan]

Invade Iceland

Hey! I live there! There will be no taking over Iceland! I do not approve of that!

I'll make it better, I promise.

 

[Jaxs]

Human pyramid, I mean, why would you even need to ask?

 

[rokkolpo]

Mindless followers are so dull. Use the mindless followers to get some REAL followers, then take over the world!

The pope already did that.

OTrobably just let them be and have them give me 2% of their salary.
I don't want that kind of responsibility I just want PROFIT!

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

everyone buys lottery tickets, five rows every wednesday and saturday. 5005 lines of numbers, including my ticket, i'm bound to win eventually. That, or start up some sort of cult

 

[The Austin]

Start a revolutionary anti-zombie task force!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Well its way too little to be a revolution....Well more soldiers for my army then

 

[XJ-0461]

Something like the following:

"Minions! Tis I, your charismatic leader. Now, obey me and go forth...

Help the people who need it. Donate to charities. Give blood. Do some volunteer work. Help the homeless, the elderly, the poor. Help the fire service, the medical service, the police. Basically...

Care for your fellow humans."

I think it'd work.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Have them all dress in matching orange jumpsuits, take them too a museum, and have them all enter in a single file line, paying for admission, leaving, and joining back in the line.

And just do that for hours.

 

[SilverUchiha]

(1,000) people, both male and female, who are completley and utterly loyal to you

Hmm... Mass orgy?

Seriously, Um... I'd probably order them to gather more loyal minions until we had a high enough number to overtake Washington DC so we could take control of the government and run it the way it should be run. While some gather new recruits, I'll have some form a science team to make more advanced weapons, armor, vehicles, etc.

But the orgy would probably be easier...

 

[Kyuubi Fanatic]

Start a cult. Not a religious one mind you, but a group of people dedicated to the ideals of the founder, i.e. me.

Start our own village/small city, use it as a kind of social experiment.

 

[Hgame]

Must... resist... orgy urges...

GAH!

Must.....Resist....... Fuck it

ORGY

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

MAKE ME A POTATO LAUNCHER!
*shoots one of them in the ass with it* hee hee~