A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[loc978]

Sweet! I now have a personal workforce? I always wanted to be royalty with no real responsibilities...

First, I shall personally examine each of them, taking 30 or so of the most attractive women for a harem. Every woman in my harem shall have a tubal ligation (surgical sterilization). The rest need to go get jobs, and give me every cent they don't require to live. Once I amass enough wealth, we shall purchase several hundred acres and turn it into a gated community surrounding my palace (which my workforce will build when they aren't earning money or maintaining their health. Unhealthy people are of no use to me, my workforce will have good hygiene, exercise habits, nutrition, and sleep patterns). Once our community is formed, my rule shall become much more relaxed. My followers will only need to financially support my chosen hedonistic lifestyle while pursuing whatever else interests them (Within the bounds of local law. Jail time is bad for our communal income).


So, uh, yeah. I guess I'd make 'em into a cult of sorts.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Bring.

Me.

Cheesecake.

This. And afterwards, a dance-off. The winner of said dance-off wins the last piece of cheesecake.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Educate the hell out of them, make them the the best people I can.

 

[Caligulove]

That'd be fucking creepy.

If people were so sure that every choice I made was the right one and did everything that I said to the letter.
If I had to make them do something, though I would tell them all to fix the things around them.

 

[RJ Dalton]

Or do you break it down Funkeh-Style, synchronised boogying, in Times Square?

Yeah, that. Only not funk.

 

[DayDark]

Must... resist... orgy urges...

GAH!

My EXACT thought process

 

[hyperhammy]

"Anyone got a dollar?"
PROFIT!

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Pool their collective assets and use to to make them build me a large underground base in the mountains of Tennessee. That become an evil mastermind.

 

[Wintermute_]

Turn them into a philosophers stone and ignore the laws of equivalent exchange forever more.
Now I can make spaceships out of asparagus pretty much.

 

[greenflash]

Step 1 make them all get jobs in nuke silos.
step 2 what do you think i do with the nukes
step 3 build a house out of the left over Stuff from the epic Party

 

[Sojoez]

Dress all 999 of them in Cadian battle armor and have them shout FOR TERRA! FOR THE EMPRAH!!!! A few times. Then let them go home.

1 person has been executed for a short 'morale' boost.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Make a giant robot...

Made of naked people...

Conquer world

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

Naked rave!

I can't think of anything.

 

[tobi the good boy]

chicken dance, thats the first thing that came to mind and its what i'd make each and everyone of them do

 

[General Vagueness]

You know peoples reaction to 1 streaker at a tennis/football game? Well, imagine that times 1000.

This man should have a genius grant to make this happen.

As for me, IDK, take over the world's micronations? I was considering it already.

 

[icame]

If i could aquire 1000 eggs also, we would attack Justin Biebers house.

 

[Nosense]

Hmm well make them work and give all the money to me.

Boring I know but works out very good for me.

Communism, I'm down with that idea

 

[Dango]

Option 1: "Everyone, spread out all over the world and find me the most awesome looking sword you can, then bring it back to me, it shall be passed down to every heir of my kingdom. And don't forget to recruit people wile your away, bribing and lying works well."

Option 2: Set up a few hundred trampolines in a large room, have fun.