I was aware of that moments after I posted, there wasn't really any need to tell me I got "nigja'd"yaik7a said:
A zombie or a murderer?
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Is the zombie running or shambling? If it's a shambling zombie I'll choose that one any day. I'll just go beat it to death with a baseball bat and a sword (both are in my house in real life).
I'd go for a murderer otherwise, as a zombie is strong and heavy and animalistic, more so than a murderer, and so a fast one would be too hard to fight. Most murderers would think twice before assaulting someone holding a sword that the know how to use when all they themselves have is a knife.
I'd go for a murderer otherwise, as a zombie is strong and heavy and animalistic, more so than a murderer, and so a fast one would be too hard to fight. Most murderers would think twice before assaulting someone holding a sword that the know how to use when all they themselves have is a knife.
The murderer, of course. I'd invite him in for coffee and then brain him with my bat and claim self defense after directing the Police to the corpse outside.
Zombie. I have a shot gun in the house. ...think we are out of shells tho. D:
Ill just use a weightlifting bar or something.
Orrrr(considering they have to come up my stairs which there is an easy overhead view of) I could spray them with axe or drench them in alcohol and then light them up and watch them burn...tho i might lose my house.
Ill just use a weightlifting bar or something.
Orrrr(considering they have to come up my stairs which there is an easy overhead view of) I could spray them with axe or drench them in alcohol and then light them up and watch them burn...tho i might lose my house.
step 5: ?????????????PAGEToap44 said:Zombies are stupid, and traditionally slow (unlike the one in this thread who seems to be a bit of a athlete. Either way, doesn't matter it's still thick as shit, unlike a human high on his kill with his senses sharpened.) I choose zombie.
Step 1: Grab a suitable "tool". Sports equipment i.e. my cricket bat, hockey stick will do. I also happen to have a replica Jacobite sword. Of course an ice pick from the garage would be most effective, according to the genius of Max Brooks.
Step 2: Establish a good position in a room (check it for undead first) and set up a barrier with furniture facing the door. This barrier will be a simple design intended to funnel the zombie into a small space that slows it down by using myself as bait.
Step 3: Use the tool...... on it's brain.
Step 4: Relax with a glass of whiskey and ice.
step 6: PROFIT
OT: zombie cause if there's only one in the area then he could be the first O.O, the 'd save the world!
alo cause as everyone else said zombies are slower than retaded turtles and dumb as posts,
plus if he's not the first then at least i know the zombie appocalypse is gonna happen, that way i can take the body and show people, get a fuck load of guns, amo, suplies, and the millitary if the goverment doesn't hush me up or sit on it's hands (WHICH IT WILL) and get to a defensible area with anyone, military esspesialy, who'll join me, we set up a colony and resist, after all zombies are slow and stupid, plus there's a limited amout that can be created and chances ar that if it happens in the states the americas ar fucked and ivceversa for europe asia and australia due to proximity
On one hand, killing a single Zombie is faaar, faaaaaaaaaar easier then killing your average murderer, since they tend to WANT to kill you, whereas you just want them to bloody well go away. However, the problem is always this: "Where there is one Zombie, there will be a hundred more"
So ultimately, I'd rather face the murderer. If I manage through luck, skill or cleverly home made death-traps to kill him, that's it. its over. Heroic movie ending.
If I kill that one zombie, I WILL emerge from the house, go somewhere with an overlook of the nearest city/town/industrial complex or what have you and see the hundreds, if not thousands of dead shuffling my way. Que either the hopeless ending of a zombie flick, or the token "guy at start that dies anyway" beginning of a zombie flick where I just might show up later as a zombie. Probably to be dispatched with a witty one liner.
So ultimately, I'd rather face the murderer. If I manage through luck, skill or cleverly home made death-traps to kill him, that's it. its over. Heroic movie ending.
If I kill that one zombie, I WILL emerge from the house, go somewhere with an overlook of the nearest city/town/industrial complex or what have you and see the hundreds, if not thousands of dead shuffling my way. Que either the hopeless ending of a zombie flick, or the token "guy at start that dies anyway" beginning of a zombie flick where I just might show up later as a zombie. Probably to be dispatched with a witty one liner.
Zombie. Mainly because they are slow and I have many blunt objects that can crack skulls. A killer with a big knife stands much more of a chance of killing me than a single zombie (if I know it's a zombie).
Because you never know when either of these things will happen, I will take both into account and answer how I would deal with them.
1. Call the police and explain about the murder. Then, move out of the house into a flat in a town or city, just for a while. The police may even pay for this.
2. Grab my mic stand (next to me right now) and run into the bathroom and lock myself in with my oreo stash (perhaps my laptop too, in case I get bored). Then camp in there till needed. If said zombie attacks, I will hit it with the mic stand (on the head).
1. Call the police and explain about the murder. Then, move out of the house into a flat in a town or city, just for a while. The police may even pay for this.
2. Grab my mic stand (next to me right now) and run into the bathroom and lock myself in with my oreo stash (perhaps my laptop too, in case I get bored). Then camp in there till needed. If said zombie attacks, I will hit it with the mic stand (on the head).
It would be a more interesting scenario for you to run to the barn (attracting the zombie on the way) and try finding the 1 loaded rifle out of 6 unloaded ones in time. Of course, going by horror movie cliches, you'll fall on the way to the barn allowing the zombie to catch up to you, and you would pick an unloaded rifle.Fraeir said:Does that maaaybe include the barn outside our house?E-mantheseeker said:
If so, either, (but preferably a zombie since they're idiots) because in that barn there's about 6 rifles, one of which is loaded. XD
I'd have to say zombie, since my house is isolated and the zombie will have a tough time entering my locked and barricaded house after I "dropped" my sharp and pointy stick on its head. . . And burned it. . . And fetched a leaf-blower to remove the ashes.
Then repeat as more come.
Then repeat as more come.
You'd really prefer beeing dead then undead? shame on you !MaxTheReaper said:
I take the Zombie, i got a new Motorscythe which i always wanted
to test
