My fix would be get a larger group together ready to show up when the protestors do, and stand in front of them, with blank placards to hold in front of theirs, and ready to go 'AAAAAH!' every time the protestors say anything.
its childish and in a way still disrespectful to the funeral, but it's better than letting them just stand there and be abusive.
If that doesn't work, just get some very stereptypically camp men along dressed in black leather to kiss each other while they burn bibles on the other side of the road to give them something else to deal with, away from the funeral.
Louis CK made a good point in both directions, that unless they're fucking on his lawn and he has to go around them with the mower, gays just flatly don't affect him, he's got no reason to care. At the same time, when a gay guy rollerblades past him singing ABBA songs covered in glitter and wearing dayglo green speedos and nothing else, and he laughs, he's not being homophobic, he's just laughing at the fucking funny thing that he saw.
its childish and in a way still disrespectful to the funeral, but it's better than letting them just stand there and be abusive.
If that doesn't work, just get some very stereptypically camp men along dressed in black leather to kiss each other while they burn bibles on the other side of the road to give them something else to deal with, away from the funeral.
Louis CK made a good point in both directions, that unless they're fucking on his lawn and he has to go around them with the mower, gays just flatly don't affect him, he's got no reason to care. At the same time, when a gay guy rollerblades past him singing ABBA songs covered in glitter and wearing dayglo green speedos and nothing else, and he laughs, he's not being homophobic, he's just laughing at the fucking funny thing that he saw.