Adventures in Ninja cookery (discontinued)

[Iceman23]

With all of these Ultra Joe pictures on this thread I'm beginning to wonder if someone is going to draw a picture of The Evil Joe in all of his riddle distributing evilness.

Hell, maybe he could be a villain in the comic itself, pretending to capture people and telling our heroes that he will only release them if they can figure out his riddles.

 

[Berethond]

Awesome comics. You seem to be missing a certain giant eye, however.

 

[Ultrajoe]

With all of these Ultra Joe pictures on this thread I'm beginning to wonder if someone is going to draw a picture of The Evil Joe in all of his riddle distributing evilness.

Well, there goes the surprise of what my commission was, anyway.

However still PM me if you're interested, artists, as i have some specifications.

 

[Anarchemitis]

EDIT: And... did you enlarge my biceps?

It was hard to keep the profile realistic, but I must compliment Iron Ninja on his ability to make a realistic humanoid with... whatever his medium is.
The only major changes apart from the arms is his right thumb position is changed for realism, and I got lazy on the knee plates.

 

[Berethond]

EDIT: And... did you enlarge my biceps?

It was hard to keep the profile realistic, but I must compliment Iron Ninja on his ability to make a realistic humanoid with... whatever his medium is.
The only major changes apart from the arms is his right thumb position is changed for realism, and I got lazy on the knee plates.

You did a very good job, by the way. I have no artistic talent at all. I can draw a mean stick figure, however.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Well I'm back from my holiday, where I got horribly sunburnt daring expedition into uncharted territory, where I fought foul monsters previously unknown to science in underground lava tunnels. So I can get started on the next comic.
Or rather I will in a day or two, as I have a lovely combination of sleep deprivation and sunstroke that I need to fix first.

Also, can somebody do a print screen of Anarchemitis's Joe picture and post it for me?
For reasons unknown to me, I cannot see it, no matter what I do.

 

[Labyrinth]

Also, can somebody do a print screen of Anarchemitis's Joe picture and post it for me?
For reasons unknown to me, I cannot see it, no matter what I do.

I can't either and it's annoying as hell.

 

[Iceman23]

With all of these Ultra Joe pictures on this thread I'm beginning to wonder if someone is going to draw a picture of The Evil Joe in all of his riddle distributing evilness.

Well, there goes the surprise of what my commission was, anyway.

However still PM me if you're interested, artists, as i have some specifications.

Oh... whoops, sorry for killing the surprise on that one Joe, I hadn't considered that that was what your commission was.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

Well I'm back from my holiday, where I got horribly sunburnt daring expedition into uncharted territory, where I fought foul monsters previously unknown to science in underground lava tunnels. So I can get started on the next comic.
Or rather I will in a day or two, as I have a lovely combination of sleep deprivation and sunstroke that I need to fix first.

Also, can somebody do a print screen of Anarchemitis's Joe picture and post it for me?
For reasons unknown to me, I cannot see it, no matter what I do.

Try going to the source URL - http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1020/ultrajoeof4.png

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Try going to the source URL - http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1020/ultrajoeof4.png

That didn't work for me yesterday, but now it does... How odd...

I can't either and it's annoying as hell.

Can ya see it now too?
Otherwise I'll do the whole print-screen mumbo jumbo stuff and put it up here, but it takes a while with my shitty internet, so I'd rather check if I actually need to do that first.

How on earth can you resume the comic if you still haven't rescued Gerald?

I would think the fact that I'm not running around in a nervous panic, clutching a hankercheif and sobbing all over everyone would be proof enough that I do have Gerald back, and in fact never lost him.

And if you want more visual sort of proof; look there on the shoulder, see the red thing?
Well that's Gerald.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

And if you want more visual sort of proof; look there on the shoulder, see the red thing?
Well that's Gerald.

Then why does he look boiled?

Gerald is special. He's been through a lot, so he's tough because he needs to be. He's had his heart broken and has learnt to be harder. I guess he looks boiled and isn't blue simply because he is so...

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Then why does he look boiled?

Gerald is special. He's been through a lot, so he's tough because he needs to be. He's had his heart broken and has learnt to be harder. I guess he looks boiled and isn't blue simply because he is so...

Definitely this.

Also he's a Red Rock Crab, Which I can assure you is aptly named.
Well actually he's a Shoulder crab, which is a sub-species of the red rock crab, hence only six legs.

Root, I shouldn't have to say this, but it is not advisable for you to click on that link, do not be tempted.

If you want to click on something click on the one below, the result will be much less traumatising.

Cute little puppy

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Definitely this.

Well, he's so hard-boiled, he cooks his grenades in COD before he throws them back. That is how hardcore he is.

 

[The_Prophet]

awesome, keep it up

 

[Zemalac]

And if you want more visual sort of proof; look there on the shoulder, see the red thing?
Well that's Gerald.

Then why does he look boiled?

Gerald is special. He's been through a lot, so he's tough because he needs to be. He's had his heart broken and has learnt to be harder. I guess he looks boiled and isn't blue simply because he is so...

This has been bugging me since you posted it. I know I've seen that comic before, but I can't for the life of me remember where. Since I can't remember, would you mind telling me what it's from?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Definitely this.

Well, he's so hard-boiled, he cooks his grenades in COD before he throws them back. That is how hardcore he is.

That sounds... illogical.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Definitely this.

Well, he's so hard-boiled, he cooks his grenades in COD before he throws them back. That is how hardcore he is.

That sounds... illogical.

Being awesome doesn't need logic.

This has been bugging me since you posted it. I know I've seen that comic before, but I can't for the life of me remember where. Since I can't remember, would you mind telling me what it's from?

All I know is that there are half a ton of these CSI: Miami strips. I just google imaged it and edited it, but I know there are many more.