Adventures in Ninja cookery (discontinued)

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SmugFrog

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The Iron Ninja said:
The search button suggests that you have been the first to mention this Crab Ninja. Care to elaborate?
Ah, then I can feel very smug about myself, indeed.
 

Brett Alex

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The Iron Ninja said:
Excellent... My comic has advanced into the jig inducing stage of goodness.
It's all going according to plan.
Aha, good to see it back, double thumbs up Mr. Sakai.

I hope that Pure A-Grade awesomely awesome epicly epic battle involving hover-boards, dolphins and tomohawk wielding ninjas is coming soon...

Actually, no, take as much time as you need. You can't rush something like that.
 

The Iron Ninja

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Armitage Shanks said:
Aha, good to see it back, double thumbs up Mr. Sakai.

I hope that Pure A-Grade awesomely awesome epicly epic battle involving hover-boards, dolphins and tomohawk wielding ninjas is coming soon...

Actually, no, take as much time as you need. You can't rush something like that.
You sure can't.
Of course now I have to figure out how that epic mod battle would tie in with the rest of the story.

Mr Sakai... I have so many alternate names here it's not funny.
 
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The Iron Ninja said:
Root, I shouldn't have to say this, but it is not advisable for you to click on that link, do not be tempted.

If you want to click on something click on the one below, the result will be much less traumatising.

Cute little puppy
I prefer kitties but thanks for the concern :)
 

Lord Krunk

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The Iron Ninja said:
Armitage Shanks said:
Aha, good to see it back, double thumbs up Mr. Sakai.

I hope that Pure A-Grade awesomely awesome epicly epic battle involving hover-boards, dolphins and tomohawk wielding ninjas is coming soon...

Actually, no, take as much time as you need. You can't rush something like that.
You sure can't.
Of course now I have to figure out how that epic mod battle would tie in with the rest of the story.

Mr Sakai... I have so many alternate names here it's not funny.
Maybe you could have them temporarily travelling to the future?

Or maybe you could have a spin-off show: 'Adventures in Ninja Cookery, IN SPACE!'.

Oh, and by the way, epic comic. In my opinion, the funniest one yet. Especially Aries Tyr.
 

The Iron Ninja

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Hey Joe said:
Wow, that was pretty damned awesome!

Keep up the good work handlebar man!
What? Handle-

Argh Fine...

I should probably write all these down. Or otherwise someone in the near future is going to be asking me a question while adressing me by one of these and I won't realise they're talking to me.

Mildly interesting but completely useless side note: The song "Hey Joe" just started playing on my MP4 player (on 'random play') just as I noticed your post. Which I will chalk up to mysterious cosmic events.
Indigo_Dingo said:
You still have yet to meet our demand of the Escapicon Goers exploits being captured in comic form.
Didn't we already cover this on the last page?
 

The Iron Ninja

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What if I know I have Gerald back?
Besides, I don't see you pestering Ultrajoe for videos of him dancing unmasked in a skirt.
 

Labyrinth

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The Iron Ninja said:
What if I know I have Gerald back?
Besides, I don't see you pestering Ultrajoe for videos of him dancing unmasked in a skirt.
I still do! I think it'd be even funnier than Yahtzee's arse shaking on camera.

Nice work with the comic, by the way. (About bloody time.)
 

Anarchemitis

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fish food carl said:
Anarchemitis said:
Okay, let's look at our repertoire of characters so far:

  • The Iron Ninja - Ninja with Double Mask and Chef's Tope
    Larry - Knight in Bewildered Armour
    Kid - Kid
    Old Man Jenkins or Summat - Old Man
    Horse - And again
    Ultrajoe - Demon Lord
    IvoryAgent - Steampunk Spy
    Anarchemitis - Bond Villain Caricature
    Ares Tyr - The floating head of Robert Ross
I can't possibly imagine this getting dull thusfar.
Heh-hem!
Carl - Fish
 

Spartan Bannana

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*Spartan Dances with joy!*
I was in this one, yay!
Anarchemitis said:
fish food carl said:
Anarchemitis said:
Okay, let's look at our repertoire of characters so far:

  • The Iron Ninja - Ninja with Double Mask and Chef's Tope
    Larry - Knight in Bewildered Armour
    Kid - Kid
    Old Man Jenkins or Summat - Old Man
    Horse - And again
    Ultrajoe - Demon Lord
    IvoryAgent - Steampunk Spy
    Anarchemitis - Bond Villain Caricature
    Ares Tyr - The floating head of Robert Ross
I can't possibly imagine this getting dull thusfar.
Heh-hem!
Carl - Fish
Bannana-Hanging Silhouette
 

Trivun

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Labyrinth said:
The Iron Ninja said:
What if I know I have Gerald back?
Besides, I don't see you pestering Ultrajoe for videos of him dancing unmasked in a skirt.
I still do! I think it'd be even funnier than Yahtzee's arse shaking on camera.

Nice work with the comic, by the way. (About bloody time.)
Actually, while Yahtzee is being mentioned, try a crossover with Yahtzee Takes On The World sometime. A great classic crossed with a brilliant new webcomic. What could go wrong?
 

Lord_Panzer

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It baffles me that you're doing all this in Paint. I find it difficult to draw water using blue paper let alone fantastically drawn full-on people/objects/settings using one of the most rudimentary drawing programs available. Talk about making the most of what you have to work with.

I find that with most of your comics thus far I've had to go back and scan them at least twice after a quick blow-through to get the joke/story out of the way, just so I can try to pick up the cameo appearances before I scroll down further to see who's claimed a spot.

Excellent work, Mr. FeNinja, and I wish you the best of luck in your attempts to fit in all the "Pick me! Pick me!" cameos into your future comics. Looks like you've got half the community waiting in line.
 

The Iron Ninja

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Trivun said:
Actually, while Yahtzee is being mentioned, try a crossover with Yahtzee Takes On The World sometime. A great classic crossed with a brilliant new webcomic. What could go wrong?
Well for one thing, I'd completely lose all interest in making it.
Sorry, but Yahtzee stopped making me laugh quite a while ago.
Spartan Bannana said:
*Spartan Dances with joy!*
I was in this one, yay!
Anarchemitis said:
fish food carl said:
Anarchemitis said:
Okay, let's look at our repertoire of characters so far:

  • The Iron Ninja - Ninja with Double Mask and Chef's Tope
    Larry - Knight in Bewildered Armour
    Kid - Kid
    Old Man Jenkins or Summat - Old Man
    Horse - And again
    Ultrajoe - Demon Lord
    IvoryAgent - Steampunk Spy
    Anarchemitis - Bond Villain Caricature
    Ares Tyr - The floating head of Robert Ross
I can't possibly imagine this getting dull thusfar.
Heh-hem!
Carl - Fish
Bannana-Hanging Silhouette
I'll help Anarchemitis out a bit here.

The Iron Ninja- Above description is pretty accurate

Gerald- Shoulder crab, warrior of virtue, never once kidnapped by anyone.

Larry- I have no idea what he meant by bewildered armour, but let's go with that

Jim Lad- Kid, possible useful tool for when something is in dire need of explaining so that the readers actually know what's happening (eg. "_________? What's that?")

Fred- Old man who has a great undying passion for yarns and cows.

Josephine- Horse/Cow apparently

Ultrajoe- Irons with his fists

Travis Bickle- Infamous Ghost Pirate

Ivory Agent- Henchman, probably now a ghost too.

The King- He does kingly things

The advisor- Has a goatee, thus making him evil. Will probably end up trying to overthrow the king.

The Magician- Likes to advertise things, seems to have disappeared for good. (which is a shame, because I was hoping of being able to use them in a battle scene as a unique ammunition for catapults.

Hopkins- Safari hunter or something, wears khaki, has a pith helmet and monocle. Quite likely to say "pip pip" if we ever see him again.

Mr Swanson- A butcher, in hindsight though it's not really that good a representation of Mr Necro, so I might try remaking him at some point, and claim this guy was his father or something.

Fish Food Carl- Sells fish food. He was a smiley at the time, there wasn't much I could really do with that.

Eviljoe- Currently a dark silhouette, further information pending.

Anarchemitis- Bond villain of some sort.

Ares Tyr- Guardian spirit of the realm, resembles a shirtless Bob Ross.

Spartan Banana- Likes to hang from trees to enhance the background of panels.

Duck- It's a duck.

Duck tentacle monster- Quite possibly an subconscious cameo of Decoy Doctorpus.
Lord_Panzer said:
It baffles me that you're doing all this in Paint. I find it difficult to draw water using blue paper let alone fantastically drawn full-on people/objects/settings using one of the most rudimentary drawing programs available. Talk about making the most of what you have to work with.

I find that with most of your comics thus far I've had to go back and scan them at least twice after a quick blow-through to get the joke/story out of the way, just so I can try to pick up the cameo appearances before I scroll down further to see who's claimed a spot.

Excellent work, Mr. FeNinja, and I wish you the best of luck in your attempts to fit in all the "Pick me! Pick me!" cameos into your future comics. Looks like you've got half the community waiting in line.
Yeah, I think I might have to be an asshole somewhere down the line and flat out refuse people cameos, as otherwise I'll never be able to progress in the story.

Oh and congratulations for being the 666th poster.
 

Lord_Panzer

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The Iron Ninja said:
Lord_Panzer said:
It baffles me that you're doing all this in Paint. I find it difficult to draw water using blue paper let alone fantastically drawn full-on people/objects/settings using one of the most rudimentary drawing programs available. Talk about making the most of what you have to work with.

I find that with most of your comics thus far I've had to go back and scan them at least twice after a quick blow-through to get the joke/story out of the way, just so I can try to pick up the cameo appearances before I scroll down further to see who's claimed a spot.

Excellent work, Mr. FeNinja, and I wish you the best of luck in your attempts to fit in all the "Pick me! Pick me!" cameos into your future comics. Looks like you've got half the community waiting in line.
Yeah, I think I might have to be an asshole somewhere down the line and flat out refuse people cameos, as otherwise I'll never be able to progress in the story.

Oh and congratulations for being the 666th poster.
Hah, just my luck. Thanks for pointing that out.