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Thunderhorse31

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The "I Wear No Pants" song from that Dockers commercial. It's painfully annoying and moronic and they know it, yet they play it incessantly. Why would you make a commercial about people refusing to wear pants, when you're trying to sell pants?

I used to like Dockers, but I'm never buying another pair as long as I live.

p.s. I bet you Brits have no idea what I'm talking about, seeing as how this song would mean something completely different to you guys, so here's a link:

 

Sagiterios

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HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON apply directly to the forehead

makes me wish the product was a shotgun
 

unoleian

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MelasZepheos said:
I just got ninja'd, but I must say it again:

GO COMPARE!!!! GO COMPARE!!!!

Also, adverts for Always have started bugging me

Have a happy period. Always.

It's just bad grammar. For maximum effect it should be 'Always have a happy period', rather than the still technically correct but very archaic 'have a happy period Always.' 'Always haver a happy period' works on two levels:

1. 'Always have a happy period' have a happy period every time you have one, Always in the sense of the actual word describing a recurring event

2. 'Always, have a happy period', with Always the brand you will have a happy period, it's a marketing strategy.

'have a happy period always' doesn't have the message of the first one, only the second one.

I suppose an argument could be made for the homophonic similarity of 'have a happy period all ways' implying that there are multiple ways to have a happy period, but that's pushing it.

I know, I get caught up in anything where bad grammar could be avoiding for a better message.
You clearly do not seem to understand effective slogan structure at work.
Good advertising aims to achieve one thing first and foremost-- brand recognition.
In advertising, you're not always aiming to be grammatically correct. You're looking for something catchy, and something that illustrates your product, and ideally carries a themed message at the same time.

The brand is Always.

It's apparently good to 'have a happy period.'

'Have a happy period' is a clear, concise message that the target market can relate to, and carries a positive message.

Now, we say "Have a Happy Period. Always."

Now, that 'always' works on two levels, here. First, it verbally carries the message that you can 'have a happy period,' and 'always' at that. Always having a happy period? Boy, I bet women (and men) are sold on that idea! Now, wait, the brand is also 'Always'
We just achieved identification of our brand and related it to happy periods. So, you can have happy periods, always, and Always means having happy periods. Why is the Always isolated from the rest of the slogan? Well, for a good reason. Emphasis. Being attached to the slogan in the methods you describe might not make the brand attachment with consumers. People's attention span for advertising is extremely short, both in patience and memory span. By your method, sure, the slogan still works, but the emphasis on the brand is lost.


(And this is the last time I ever use the word 'period' in that connotation so many times in one post!!!)
 

BourneGamer

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I truly loathe any and all Burger King commercials. Sony commercials bother me, but, that's just cause I get the feeling they're being pompus.
 

thethingthatlurks

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Time Warner ads have earned my ire on more than one occasion. 1)the spokesman is an asshole I would love to see die in a fire, and 2)everytime there's a blackout in my apartment, the internet is out for at least a day, 3)they keep sending me junkmail even though I already subscribe to their service (or rather my apartment does, but whatever), 4)they have that stupid "don't act like a noob" ad about laggy connections in online games that is about as reflective of games as...ok, can't come up with a comparison. Fuck you, TW!
 
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unoleian said:
MelasZepheos said:
massive snip.
Second massive snip
Given that I've got a completed 2:1 module in marketing I'd hope that's not true.

I subscribe to the view that marketing works better when subliminal but fits easier into people's heads. Isolating a word may increase the emphasis but it makes for a clumsy sentence.

One of my favourite advertisments ever is the FedEx logo. Most people don't even see it, but if you look at the gap between the capital E and the x of FedEx, the font was specifically chosen because that white space looks like an arrow. The logo itself is a marketing technique.

Another good example of a brilliantly worded subliminal message is Carlsberg.

'Carlsberg don't make housemates, but if they did, they'd probably be the best housemates in the world. Carlsberg, probably the best beer in the world.' No false advertising, because they don't make a quantifiable statement of being the best, but when you hear that slogan, all you really hear is 'best beer in the world' and equate it with Carlsberg.

The Always one has always annoyed me, we discussed it at length in a seminar on obvious versus subliminal advertising. Though in defence of it the class was pretty evenly divided on whether it was a good example or not.
 

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Dxz5roxg said:
I hate the Playstation commercials with Marcus.
That's the most recent one for me. Who the hell is Marcus, and why should I care? Why is he trying to sell me a PSP? At least the other guy was a little funny in some of the commercials.
 

XShrike

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I hate any commercials where I can't tune it out. The ones that I can't tend to fall into the following.

Commercials where they try to make the advertisement sound like a casual conversation. This tends to lead to the even more annoying habit of one or all of the other people parroting what the main person is saying.

Commercials where one of the people in it is an idiot and the other one "know it all"ly informs them about the product.

Commercials that try to be silly but, don't go far enough. This was mostly those Axe commercials where the women are dry hump anything touched by the stuff. Then there is the whole hair smelling ones.
 

unoleian

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MelasZepheos said:
Given that I've got a completed 2:1 module in marketing I'd hope that's not true.

I subscribe to the view that marketing works better when subliminal but fits easier into people's heads. Isolating a word may increase the emphasis but it makes for a clumsy sentence.

One of my favourite advertisments ever is the FedEx logo. Most people don't even see it, but if you look at the gap between the capital E and the x of FedEx, the font was specifically chosen because that white space looks like an arrow. The logo itself is a marketing technique.
I'll grant you that one, subliminal methods can be effective in some respect, but unless you're invested in the practice of marketing or design, most of those subtle messages and iconography inserted into logo and type (Like the FedEx example) are lost on most consumers. Does that make them wrong? No. They certainly serve a purpose, but it's largely intangible, and asking the average FedEx customer on the street whether they notice anything special about the logotype, or if they identify a message with it, is like to draw a blank stare. "Uh, I like the colors?" "They picked a nice font?" <--- and these people may be on the right track, but probably couldn't tell you why.

It's amazing how much effort goes into conceptualizing and designing and identity. But, sadly, it's more often than not an invisible art that I believe goes largely under-appreciated by consumers at large. It's disheartening how much you can pour into designing something you thought was incredibly clever and on point, carried a very specific message that is as obvious as day to you and those you present it to, and then watch as so many glaze over the intent when the work is put into application...

The Always one has always annoyed me, we discussed it at length in a seminar on obvious versus subliminal advertising. Though in defence of it the class was pretty evenly divided on whether it was a good example or not.
The Always ads, while appearing awkward in print advertising, does likely accomplish its goal. They way they present the slogan, and attach the "Always" at the end, either with a box shot or the word presented in the brand's logotype, does build connection. It's blatantly obvious, true, but some products are perhaps best served by being obvious. Consider that products in that category probably aren't given over to much consideration, until you need it. No one wants to think about that, and will likely glaze over quickly when the subject is presented. Best to get it out there, as simply and quickly as possible, build as much recognition as you can, and hope it sticks, the next time such a purchase may be required.

At least, that's my take on the whole business.

(And, apologies for being rampantly off-topic....)

OT- I'll just roll with a classic, here. Head-On. Activ-On. Gawd, I hated those advertisements. Talk about the epitome of "Beat it into you until you're senseless" brute-force marketing, taken to almost painful extreme. Simply hearing those commercials gave me a headache. Perhaps, that was the intent?
 

SideburnsPuppy

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The god damned Mars Bar Slim ads. Especially the guy who says, "slim it into two." He fills me with animosity. Animosity, I say! ANIMOSITY!
 

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Two ads that come to mind are a Making Mattresses add in which the female model on the bed says Belissimo. Just something about her voice or the way she says it makes me want to shoot her.

The other add was for some kind of Philadelphia cream cheese which is primarily for cooking because to me it seems blatantly sexist. The add basically says that a revolution for men is a dramatic and progressive change in politics or technology that will be remembered in history, while a revolution for women is a low fat cooking cheese.
 

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Kars for Kidz. It's only on American radio, but those who've heard it know exactly what I'm talking about.
 

cronos2546

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I usually don't reply to threads, but I decided to answer this one because there was just a survey on the site regarding how "cool" we thought slim jim was, obviously a follow-up on the slim jim ads. I really like the Escapist's content, but the Slim Jim ads sucked more than [insert celebrity name here]. Really, they are some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I understand that some ads are meant to be annoying, like Head on, but that Slim Jim ad actually made me less likely to buy the product, and hurt my feelings toward the brand (which were ambivalent, I would buy one when need be, but now I will not.)
 

Mr.Mattress

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That dumb Slim Jim Commercial that plays before every Escapist Video. I freaking hate that commercial!
 

doodger

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The evony ads make me hate the entire human specie, because we are more likely to play a crappy browser game because of SEX.