Advice you would give your children

[Titanguy654]

IF you ever were to have children, what advice would you give them? If you don't want children, just think theoreticly/

Me: Son/daughter, never search for 2 girls 1 cup. You may be tempted, but don't. Just don't.

 

[Radeonx]

When you kill someone, don't dump their body in the river. They always check the river.

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Life sucks, people suck, most everything sucks...so...fuck off, Daddies trying to enjoy what little time he has on this planet.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

To kids: "Avoid politics... for the better of humanity and yourself."

Also for shits and grins "DID YOU GET THE DIAMONDS!?!?" Name the movie for cookie.

 

[Xyphon]

IF you ever were to have children, what advice would you give them? If you don't want children, just think theoreticly/

Me: Son/daughter, never search for 2 girls 1 cup. You may be tempted, but don't. Just don't.

I think I may be the only person in the world that got turned on by that video. Go me.

OT: I would make sure my child knew that if someone tries to hit him/her, he/she has every right to defend him/herself.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Always use a condom. Then mistakes like you won't happen again.

(I know its cruel but I don't want children =p)

 

[DrunkWithPower]

When you kill someone, don't dump their body in the river. They always check the river.

Watch the movie "Snatch" for the right spot.

Note: Snatch is about stealing a diamond... nothing else you dirty minds.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

To Kids: Don't Watch Disney.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd give my kids the same advice my grandpa gave me. "When it comes to life, confidence is more important than intelligence. Act right, and you are right. Always. " [sup]I even have this as my quote in my profile.[/sup]

Yeah... my gramps is insane. :]

 

[sms_117b]

Son, women are shallow creatures with a long memory, use this knowledge wisely.

Daughter, men are cold, shallow, emotionless and forgetful, use this knowledge wisely.

That's coming from a guy, haha

 

[Neonbob]

...Don't be like me?

I don't need the competition.

 

[MentalBakura]

Don't wait for good things to happen - make them happen.

It took me 19 years to realize this, I wouldn't want my children to be like that.

 

[A random person]

I'd give my kids the same advice my grandpa gave me. "When it comes to life, confidence is more important than intelligence. Act right, and you are right. Always. "

Yeah... my gramps is insane. :]

That is one of the most scarily true pieces of advice I've ever heard.

I'd tell my kids to avoid school health classes whenever possible, as they are concentrated propaganda. Also, if you're a slow reader like me, just use the internet when you have to read a book, though they probably would have figured that out.

 

[Baggie]

If you want to be truly safe in life make sure you are equipped for practically anything that can be thrown at you.

 

[katsa5]

Listen to Splinter. ^_^ The rat always sums it up well.

 

[Layzor]

Video games are a waste of time, go clean your room.

 

[wewontdie11]

IF you ever were to have children, what advice would you give them? If you don't want children, just think theoreticly/

Me: Son/daughter, never search for 2 girls 1 cup. You may be tempted, but don't. Just don't.

I think I may be the only person in the world that got turned on by that video. Go me.

OT: I would make sure my child knew that if someone tries to hit him/her, he/she has every right to defend him/herself.

*shudders*
Really? Well whatever floats your boat...

Well for my kids it'd be either:
"Dont eat yellow snow."

or

"Always live every moment like it's your last and seize every opportunity that comes your way. There's nothing like the living with the regret of what you could have done but didn't."

 

[Insanum]

Never trust your farts. EVER. They shall betray you.