Advice you would give your children

[AmrasCalmacil]

"Dick goes in vagina."

Valuable information.

 

[Conveant0]

DON'T SHOOT RED BARRELS!

And when the time is appropriate... DODGE!

Never trust your farts. EVER. They shall betray you.

I believe you have never played Fable 2.

 

[Spaghetti]

I'd go with the Brick Top school of parenting:

"It's always difficult to lift a body in one piece, I hear the best thing to do is feed it to pigs..."

 

[Xorghul]

No your definitely not the only one. But anyway, if that got you turned on I can recommend "120 Days of Sodomy". I'm sure you'll love it.

OT: If you gonna lie, then learn to do it well.

 

[Skeleon]

Don't trust strangers, don't believe people that tell you anything without proper sources, don't feed the Mogwai after midnight or get it wet. Dear gods, don't get it wet.

 

[Evil mr dave]

never get the extended warrenty on anything, nothing on the internet is ever free and if you have to kill a child make shure you do it with a high powered rifle form 500+ meters away, so people don't think your a pervert or something

 

[Evil mr dave]

with liquer?

Life sucks, people suck, most everything sucks...so...fuck off, Daddies trying to enjoy what little time he has on this planet.

with liquer?

 

[Slash Dementia]

"Don't be stupid."

"Life's road will curve for both good and bad, but always have your goal ahead of you and never lose sight of it."

 

[Evil mr dave]

IF you ever were to have children, what advice would you give them? If you don't want children, just think theoreticly/

Me: Son/daughter, never search for 2 girls 1 cup. You may be tempted, but don't. Just don't.

I think I may be the only person in the world that got turned on by that video. Go me.

OT: I would make sure my child knew that if someone tries to hit him/her, he/she has every right to defend him/herself.

with a gun!!!

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

with liquer?

Life sucks, people suck, most everything sucks...so...fuck off, Daddies trying to enjoy what little time he has on this planet.

with liquer?

Liquor, or Liqueur. And no, I club baby seals to pass the time.

 

[Godavari]

Every concious being has the basic right to do anything, as long as it doesn't interfere with another's rghts.
-AND-
Be a better parent to your children then I was to you. (This is not to say I would be a bad parent, but that they should strive to improve and be super grade-A parents.)

 

[Chibz]

My advice?
"Walk deliberately and never stop on any brown, smushy rocks. And there's always time for a mint. Always."

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"For the love of god, if people tell you 'check this out", DO NOT CHECK IT OUT"

 

[Cornwallpwns]

(this was from my mom..no joke) if people think your capable of kidnapping torturing and kiling them...they wont bully you

true they dont bully you, they dont stand in your way on stairs either but what they definately dont do though is talk to you even when your trying to be friendly...yeh thanks a bunch mom

 

[Insanum]

DON'T SHOOT RED BARRELS!

And when the time is appropriate... DODGE!

Never trust your farts. EVER. They shall betray you.

I believe you have never played Fable 2.

I have played it. With great power comes great responsibility. The more you force, The more the chance of it forcing back!

 

[tomtom94]

Don't make false promises to yourself and to others.
This is tearing me up at the moment.

Also no, you don't need GTA, it IS too violent. (Assuming the child is 5-8)

 

[fuckwit]

Don't feed the Yao Guai. That is all.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Never, even if death is on the line, take a laxative and sleeping pill at the same time.

 

[Gavran]

- You define your own reality. If you don't like it, change it.
- All life is sacred, treat it accordingly.
- People are stupid. Do not expect too much of them. (The previous rule still applies, regardless of this one.)
- The only one you can ever really trust and the only one you are ever really going to need
is yourself. Best you keep the peace with you.