Advice you would give your children
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Shut up and do what your told. No one cares about your life, if you ever create an account on a social networking site, I'll make you sleep outside. You're not unique so stop kidding yourself.
Always fight dirty, kick, scratch, bite, whatever it takes to get the upper hand.
Don't get involved in politics or philosophy, it's a complete waste of time.
If you ever smoke, do drugs or drink alcohol, I'll murder you.
Always fight dirty, kick, scratch, bite, whatever it takes to get the upper hand.
Don't get involved in politics or philosophy, it's a complete waste of time.
If you ever smoke, do drugs or drink alcohol, I'll murder you.
If I have a boy: Alright son, if you ever get in a fight make sure he punches first, try to dodge it then put him down with the hardest punch you got and walk away. (That helped me once actualy)
If I have a girl: For the love of god! Don't bring home a guy who has more percings than you do! (My sister lives by that rule)
If I have a girl: For the love of god! Don't bring home a guy who has more percings than you do! (My sister lives by that rule)
- Don't let people walk over you. Ever.
- Stop being kind when people don't appreciate it, don't waste your energy on people like that.
- Trust your own judgement, don't let other people think for you.
- Chase your dreams, I'll support you.
- Never EVER stop spychecking!
- Stop being kind when people don't appreciate it, don't waste your energy on people like that.
- Trust your own judgement, don't let other people think for you.
- Chase your dreams, I'll support you.
- Never EVER stop spychecking!
1) A true friend helps you bury the bodies.
2) Never click a link sent to you by a friend without a goggle search
3a) If child is male, the women is hardly ever right but always let her think she is.
3b) If female, please dear god let you be a lesbian because I know what men think and want.
2) Never click a link sent to you by a friend without a goggle search
3a) If child is male, the women is hardly ever right but always let her think she is.
3b) If female, please dear god let you be a lesbian because I know what men think and want.
If you are ever making kool-aid, no matter how good you think it smells, don't put your nose directly over it and take a whiff. You might as well snort fire.
'Shut the fuck up and eat your vegetables.'
But seriously, It would have to be 'I don't care what you do for a living aslong as you enjoy it... Unless its prostitution. Don't do that'.
But seriously, It would have to be 'I don't care what you do for a living aslong as you enjoy it... Unless its prostitution. Don't do that'.