All of the sudden.....your a superhero.

[smithy_2045]

I'm more of a supervillian than a superhero. I aim to destroy the universe with my powers of statistics. I shall call myself X.

 

[AvsJoe]

Just like that, you decided to become a superhero. Catch is that you dont have any super-powers. Essentially, your like Kick-Ass. You must now look around your house for your costume/gear. What's your superhero name and what do you carry?

The only "costume" I own is my Colorado Avalanche jersey, so that'll have to do. Hell, I'll call myself AvsJoe, like I always do online. Nothing in this house would make a suitable weapon for a superhero (now that we no longer have a fire extinguisher); we have plenty of knives but that's not really hero material, now is it? So, in keeping with my theme, I'd buy plenty of hockey sticks to McSorley my victims [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnP18StCoHA].

Beware of AvsJoe and his stick of VENGEANCE! OO-RAH!

 

[TiefBlau]

Grammar Gestapo. My weapon is a luger and the English language.

 

[CarlMin]

This question doesn't make any sense.

If there is anything i learnt from watching the disneyfilm Bolt it was that the true virtues of any hero doesn't lie in any perceived super powers or any similar trivial detail, but in the determination and unselfishness of the character in question.

Thats why i always wear a W.W.B.D. bracelet

 

[Neko Pounce]

G-I JOE!
...
I'm not to sure... I might use my bed shet as a cape and be sleepy guy?

 

[sabbat]

The couch potato. I have the amazing powers of Lethargy and can create an invisible shield composed entirely of apathy.

I'm nothing if not honest.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Loepot, the LotR and Harry potter fanatic. I duct tape my lord of the rings and harry potter memorabilia to myself and travel the world vanquishing the evil of the twilight fandom.

... and i'm 20 years old which makes me cry inside.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I am phyics man! I wander around wearing physics clothes! Do they control the laws of physics, you ask? No! They obey them!

 

[nuba km]

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I like it when people come up with a good variation of a common thread. I would be camp guy after I beat the crap into my opponent by jumping on them and fighting jockey style I would skip away and say 'camp guy AWAY'.

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

I am Rage Quit. I am armed with my smug sense of self importance and overblown temper. Bad guys who don't accept my leet skillz of "pwning" are beaten to death with my xbox controller . Also i have the power to sound like an annoying 12 year old from xbox live.

 

[Ande66]

Fear not, for I am Red Neck.
With my stained tank-top, jeans, cowboy-boots, shotgun and beer-bottles I will free the world of unbeaten wives. I drive around in my busted pick-up truck and plow shotgun-shells into everything that moves. YEEEHAAAAAAAW!

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I'm Nerdy McNerdython the 1337th

I'l attack with my limited edition star wars Christmas special and comics

warning:my power level is over nine thousand

My only weakness are my pens,but they're protected

 

[UltraDeth]

"Annihalator" to the rescue! With chainguns blazing, he's wanted for reckless endangerment