Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm too busy to go to your tea party.

the C4 I strapped to your back

 

[kailus13]

I'm Kailus and...wait, WHAT? *BOOM!*

THE PAIN!

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and am to blame for the pain.

Explosive Yoga.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I do not do explosive yoga for rather obvious reasons.

whirling saw blades of doom fun

 

[TheDoctor455]

I am the 455th incarnation of The Doctor; and I am here to confiscate your whirling saw blades of doom. Not appropriate for a species as young as yours.

Lutece.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I think Lutece is off of Bioshock Infinite or something.

Name changing

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm not going to be changing my name anytime soon.

Forgetfulness

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm... I forget.

Fish

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and yes, that is a fish in my trousers.

Nelson's blood.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and that is not Nelson's blood. It's George's.

money rain

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am Dr.Susse and if you elect me for senator I will make it rain down money on you poor useless bastards.....Did I just say that?

Makita drill.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hi, I'm The Doctor... umm... any idea what a Makita drill is?

No? Bugger.

Hmm...

Tiny Tim.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and Tiny Tim is the name of my third favorite tank.

nothing to say

 

[Dead Seerius]

I'm Smoke and I have nothing to say.

White out

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't sniff white out.

ass bag

 

[staika]

I'm staika and did you hear about our new product the ass bag?

Talking fish

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and I once caught a talking fish. It's still talking.

Dead dynamite.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I think this dynamite is dead.

Explosions

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta, and explosions & gunfire are happening all around me...send help!

No kangaroos in Austria.

 

[staika]

I'm staika and I'm the reason there are no kangaroos in Austria

glue