Allow me to introduce myself....

[MetaKnight670]

I'm MetaKnight, but I am not belonging to the the Knights of.

Be strong.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I must be strong. The weekend will be here soon.

The Emperor's new clothes.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri, and I stole the Emperor's new clothes to pad out my new wardrobe.
They didn't fit, so I gave them to a charity shop. He doesn't know yet. Shh.

Tiger!

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I am riding a tiger.

sdrawkcab gnitirw

 

[kailus13]

.sdrawkcab gnitirw ta kcus I dna suliaK m'i iH

foreign languages

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman. I can not speak any foreign languages.

melon fists

 

[Randoman01]

I am Boo8er and I have no idea what a melon fist is.

Pickles.

 

[MrCollins]

Hello, I am MrCollins and I was once arrested in connection to a pickle.

Beer.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I am Meta, and have come to sort of, kind of, maybe like beer over the years.

Stop the presses!

 

[Fijiman]

It's just me, Fijiman. No need to stop the presses.

that thing with the thing that does the thing with the other thing

 

[Kae]

Hello my name is something facncy and rather silly sounding but kinda fun to say, and I had that thing with the thing that does that thing with the other thing, but not that thing, the other thing that does that other thing.

Flying explosions.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and flying explosions are fun to watch.

paper mache underwear

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Hi.

I'm Nantucket and I'm here to tell you how Paper Mache Underwear saved my life. Are you tired of ruining your cotton undies? Do you knickers get in a twist and rip now and again? Well those memories can be a thing of the past with Paper Mache Underwear. It's the all revolutionary way to strut your stuff in style. Just add newspaper, water and glue and you have something new! Paper Mache Underwear - for those who enjoy concrete diapers.

Cliff Richard.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm sure that Cliff Richard was a fine man.

spray and pray

 

[Dr.Susse]

When I was younger we had spiders so big that you had to just pray that the spray you where using was strong enough.

The lie I just told.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I found Susse's lie a little bit funny.

ghosts

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw and I have a thing for ghosts.

Deader than a deadite.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and afer staying up all night, I feel deader than a deadite.

Zombie prostitutes.

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw, also known as that guy who once did it with a zombie prostitute. I have no shame x_x.


Powerdrills and ecstasy.

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent AND MY DRILL IS THE ONE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! Ecstasy not included.

Mind games.