Allow me to introduce myself....

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and Mentos aren't that great.

Hairless cats.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and my cats aren't quite hairless.

That thing you meant to do but didn't

 

[kailus13]

I'm Kailus and that thing I meant to do but didn't turned out not to matter in the end.

Terrible dancing.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and, as an average white guy, I am not a great dancer.

Third degree burn

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw. Here, have a third degree burn. No really, I insist.

Requiem.

 

[Dr.Susse]

G'day I am the real composer of Mozart's Requiem.

A Swedish folk band.

 

[Nouw]

I am Nouw, lead singer of Nouw which is my Swedish folk band.

Green eggs and ham.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I am leet_x1337, and today I'd like to read you a story about some green eggs and ham.

4chan

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta, and I have visited 4chan maybe once. Then I couldn't figure out how to navigate it and left. Entertaining stuff though.

Bear in my hair.

 

[Fijiman]

Fijiman here, I I've not had a bear in my hair.

the end of the rainbow

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and there is no gold at the end of the rainbow. The leprechauns lied to me!

leprechauns

 

[MetaKnight670]

I'm Meta, and I was raised by leprechauns.

Bigfoot.

 

[kailus13]

I'm Kailus, and Bigfoot killed my family. Now I seek revenge.

Red Dead Redemption

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I've never played Red Dead Redemption. I've just had other games I've been more interested in.

Xbox

 

[Kae]

I'm Kaleion and I've played the Xbox a few times.

 

[Zantos]

I'm Zantos and I don't have anything to talk about. Like, at all...

Captain Scarlet

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't know who Captain Scarlet is.

thunder and lightning

 

[thesilentman]

Silent here has used shurikens and lightning.

Controversies.

 

[Fijiman]

The have been many controversies me, Fijiman, but I'm not going to comment on which ones are true and which ones are false. Only the ones that are complete bullshit shall I comment on.

getting run over by a car

 

[Kae]

I'm Kaleion and I've never gotten runned over by a car, surprising considering I never pay attention when I cross the street.

Memory.