Allow me to introduce myself....

[Kae]

I'm Kaleion and I know some people who are really into the dark arts of witchcraft.

Animal sacrifices...

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm not an animal sacrifice.

Conan O'Brien

 

[Dr.Susse]

I remember when Conan O'Brien was just starting out as a writer he said to me. "Who are you?" So I said "I'm nobody." after that I got him a coffee and nothing else happened. Good times.


The basket ball was filled with mould.

 

[Agent Cross]

I'm Agent Cross, and my basketball filled with mould bounces higher than my basketball filled with mold.

*scratches head*

Mobbins

 

[Kae]

I'm Kaleion, and I'm assuming he meant Moblins, in which case Moe seemed to be a nice one.

Farming.

 

[Agent Cross]

I'm Agent Cross, and I meant "Mobbins". I like farming mobbins.

-Mobbins- def. term for anything. Seriously, it's the equivalent to wat-cha-ma-call-it. TMYK.jpeg

Gonzo

 

[Kae]

@Agent Cross: _> I'm a filthy foreigner.

I'm Kaleion and Gonzo dated chickens O_O

Muppets.

 

[Agent Cross]

@Agent Cross: _> I'm a filthy foreigner.

I'm Kaleion and Gonzo dated chickens O_O

Muppets.

It's not a defined term in any dictionary. So you either know it or you don't. And you took Gonzo to where he belonged.

For Example:

Muppet babies they make your dreams come true...

Just.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm Dr.Susse but you'll probably remember me as the Swedish chef from the Muppets. Bork bork bork.
Also as the guy who Just Got ninjad

A car and a chicken.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and in one of my more special moments, I tried to ride a chicken to work after roasting my car.

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

 

[Nouw]

Hello there, I am Nouw and today I will be serving you a single plum floating in perfume and served in a man's hat. That would be my hat by the way. I washed it before hand don't worry. Don't let the spikes put you off either, it's purely ornamental!

Chicken soup and souls.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I make chicken soup out of souls. Don't ask how.

Semen scented candles.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and that is disgusting.

quintuple posting

 

[kailus13]

I'm Kailus, and I find quintuple posting to be the sign of a lout.

Fluffy dogs

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't have dogs.

old stuff

 

[thesilentman]

Silent here. I just would like to inform you that sometimes, the old stuff is the best stuff. ;-)

Circles.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman, *something about circles*.

melon farming

 

[Nouw]

I'm Nouw, and I have a covert, under-ground, super-secret melon farming operation in my basement.

Blue.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I'm not feeling blue right now.

milk

 

[deserteagleeye]

I am deserteagleeye and I can cry milk without drinking any prior.

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