Allow me to introduce myself....

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 15, 2013

I'm Hail and I have very spotty memory.

Teoes · Apr 15, 2013

I'm Teoes and I'm a blank slate.

Blowtorch and a bowling ball.

kailus13 · Apr 15, 2013

I'm Kailus, and you can have great fun with a blowtorch and a bowling ball.

Nostalgia

MetaKnight670 · Apr 15, 2013

I'm Meta, and I am sometimes prone to fits of nostalgia.

Monkey named Paul.

Fijiman · Apr 15, 2013

I'm Fijiman and I can't seem to find my monkey. His name is Paul.

Brownies

thesilentman · Apr 16, 2013

Hello, I'm Silent and- BROWNIES!!!!

Pastries.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 17, 2013

Hi, I'm Meta and I enjoy most pastries.

My dear Watson.

tippy2k2 · Apr 17, 2013

Hello, my name is Tippy2K2. I am NOT named Watson and I would appreciate if in the future you would remember that...

Break Dance Fighting

Fijiman · Apr 17, 2013

I am Fijiman and I am, unfortunately, not trained in the ways of break dance fighting. That would be awesome if I was.

bouncing bags of butter balls

MetaKnight670 · Apr 18, 2013

I'm Meta, and I don't think that bouncing bags of butter balls would actually bounce very well.

EA.

thesilentman · Apr 18, 2013

Silent here has bothered EA associates. He didn't care a single bit about their fate.

Destiny.

Fijiman · Apr 18, 2013

I'm Fijiman and Silent wants me to say something about destiny.

smelling salt

MetaKnight670 · Apr 18, 2013

I'm Meta and why would you be smelling salt? Seems odd to me. For best results, substitute pepper.

Blackjack

Fijiman · Apr 18, 2013

I'm Fijiman and I've never actually played Blackjack; though I'm fairly good at it in New Vegas.

giant moose uncles

Nouw · Apr 19, 2013

I'm Nouw, herder of the great giant moose uncles.

Falling.

Teoes · Apr 19, 2013

I'm Teoes and I can't stop falli- *trips*

Gang signs.

kailus13 · Apr 19, 2013

I'm kailus and I think gang signs are stupid.

The hamster dance.

Nouw · Apr 19, 2013

I'm Nouw, you may know me as that guy who did the infamous hamster dance on the moon. Well, now I'm on Mars!

Jump high, reach low.

Dr.Susse · Apr 19, 2013

Hello I want to tell you about the time I bribed my way to become the worlds heaviest world champ at high jump.

Seven drunken nights.

Nouw · Apr 19, 2013

I'm no longer Nouw after seven drunken nights.

Knights of.