Allow me to introduce myself....

Anti-American Eagle · Apr 21, 2013

I'm Eagle and I like mind games especially the kind where mind f-... I should stop now.

The French Revolution

MetaKnight670 · Apr 21, 2013

I'm Meta and I was definitely part of the French Revolution. Vive la France!

New Orleans Saints.

Fijiman · Apr 21, 2013

I am Fijiman and I don't care for sports.

*insert obvious game fact here*

thesilentman · Apr 21, 2013

Silent here would proudly like to point out that he's not related to the Iron Golems from Dark Souls. No, he is not.

Difficulty.

Teoes · Apr 22, 2013

I'm Teoes and I play on the hardest difficulty like a BAMF, but also with godmode enabled so I can handle it.

Scratch your eyes out.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 22, 2013

I'm Meta, and I have yet to see something so awful that it made me want to scratch my eyes out.
NO THAT IS NOT A CHALLENGE!

Bed Bath & Beyond.

Fijiman · Apr 22, 2013

Fijiman here, saying that I don't really care about Bed, Bath, & Beyond.

mutant babies

MetaKnight670 · Apr 24, 2013

This is Meta, and I was not a mutant baby. My 4th eye is totally normal.

Gravity Falls.

Yuno Gasai · Apr 24, 2013

My name's Ahri, and I'm here to teach you about Gravity and Falls. Gravity likes to make you fall. Don't fall, it hurts. Lesson over!

Curses.

Fijiman · Apr 25, 2013

"Curses! Foiled again!" -Fijiman

memetastic

MetaKnight670 · Apr 25, 2013

I don't always post on the Escapist, but when I do, I make sure that my posts are memetastic! - Meta

Toronto Maple Leafs make the playoffs!

Nouw · Apr 25, 2013

I'm Nouw and I congratulate the Toronto Maple Leafs that made the playoffs.

Play off, play on, play in, play out.

thesilentman · Apr 25, 2013

Play off, play on. Play in, play out. Get your mind out of the gutter, Silent is practicing alchemy. -.-

Time.

Nouw · Apr 25, 2013

I'm Nouw and I'm out of ti-

WHYYY?????????

Fijiman · Apr 25, 2013

I'm Fijiman and it's because I said so.

fart nugget monkey throwers

Yuno Gasai · Apr 25, 2013

I'm Ahri, and one phrase you're unlikely to ever hear me say again is "fart nugget monkey throwers".

Driving.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 25, 2013

I'm Meta and I miss being able to just go driving.

Smosh.

Yuno Gasai · Apr 25, 2013

I'm Ahri and I used to love watching Smosh's videos. <3

Obvious.

SquigglyLawTaokaka · Apr 25, 2013

My name is SquigglyLawTaokaka...and I like Taokaka from BlazBlue

Hugs?

Yuno Gasai · Apr 25, 2013

My name is Ahri and I love hugs~

Tea party.