Allow me to introduce myself....

[thesilentman]

KANGAROOS~! KANGAROOS~! That's right; I'm Silent and I have a thing for kangaroos now!

[small]No, not in the way you expect.[/small]

Tea kettles.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and tea kettles can be very loud.

moose bags

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I lit a moose on fire once, oddly enough it didn't drop any bags.

Gag fire extinguishers loaded with tequila.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and you definitely don't want to have one of those lying around when there's an actual fire.

soda bomb

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter, and where I come from, a soda bomb could also mean pelting an individual or large group with soda farls.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and Headspouter smells funny.

king of the hill

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I'd probably enjoy King of the Hill if I gave it a proper chance.

Bloody Tears

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and if you start crying blood you either need to go to the hospital or a church.

left shoe

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and my left shoe is covered in blood... Don't ask.

Cannibalism

 

[Ruedyn]

I'm Ruedyn, and the things in my freezer means NUHZING.

Morphing

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I'm not morphing, I'm just blurry.

Goggles

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm Ahri and I'd wear goggles more if they didn't leave awkward rings around my eyes.

Water.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I should probably drink more water.

time travel

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter, and my favourite game of all time involves a lot of time travel.

Forgot

 

[Kae]

I'm uh... someone and I forgot my name... again -_-'

Aspirin.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter and I'm ASPIRIN' to find a new headache medication!

Spoiler: Huh? Huh?

....does...anyone...see...what...I did...there?

[small]...please?[/small]

Eel.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and that is an eel.

balloons

Captcha:"who you gonna call?" That's the second time the Captcha has given me a code that I instantly want to type in the response to the question instead of the code itself.

 

[MrCollins]

I'm MrCollins, watch me float away on these balloons.

Speakers.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and my speakers are so loud they explode when I turn them on.

White Phosphorous

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm Headsprouter and I don't know what that is and it may be related to the fact that I failed chemistry.

Deer head.