Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I do not have a viking beard.

the reason you are

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and the reason you are my nemisis, Fijiman, is because you made me waste 20 minutes trying to read gibberish. So now I will devote days of my time to make you pay!

spot on the ceiling

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and there's a funny story behind that spot on the ceiling. It all started when I was bouncing about on my bed..

Botox

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus and I know a way to use Botox for criminal activities.

Slime

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and to username sucks I'm probably slime.

for fucks sake

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and for fucks sake why do my neighbours keep playing that music so late!

Monkey Knife Fights.

 

[twidget]

I'm twidget and I think Monkey Knife Fights was the oddest Discovery TV show ever on air.

terminal vengeance

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I once heard a stewardess say "Anyone who even thinks about vengeance in this terminal will get stabbed so hard..."

Nine inch nails.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I have a gun that shoots nine inch nails.

forgetful

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I'm often forgetful about what thread I'm posting in at the moment.

Cats.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and cats should leave me alone before I do something we'll both regret.

Incinerators.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I assure you, officer, that those incinerators in my back yard were not used to dispose of a body.

fisticuffs.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

My name is Eagle and yelling Fisticuffs is a way to justify assault in some states in America.

Random acts of violence

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I think that random acts of violence are fun so long as they're contained to video games.

Pie launcher

 

[Roxas1359]

Why hello there, my name is Neronium and I've developed a pie launcher so that I may launch cyanide pies into your faces.

Original Xbox Controller

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle, and the Xbox original controllers were amazing.

Mortars

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I disapprove of mortars because the explosions created are too far away to appreciate.

eye of the storm

 

[InfinityCubed]

I am Infinity Squared, if paradoxes are hurricanes, then I am the eye of the storm.

Dragons

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I think that the best use of taxpayer dollars would be funding of genetic modification science so that dragons could be created.

Science

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I'm Eagle and I support all Science... Because Scientific Endeavours could someday lead to bio or system shock.

Lightning