Allow me to introduce myself....

[Kitsune Hunter]

I'm Kitsune Hunter and as a Roman Catholic, I now must suffer for my sins *repeatedly whips back*

Christmas

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and to me Christmas is just kind of meh.

Colds

 

[Teoes]

Uhh..

I'm Teoes and when I don't have a cold I mock the weak and ill, resolving to battle on at work next time I'm ill. When I get colds, I feel meh and just want to take time off work. I'm scum!

Yom Kippur

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I have no idea what that is.

spambots are dumb

 

[thesilentman]

Hi, Silent has returned to say fuck spambots. May they never more ruin Christmas.

What Silent just missed.

 

[Teoes]

Hi, I'm Teoes and I'm not going to tell Silent what he just missed. Ha! Welcome back, DON'T LEAVE LIKE THAT AGAIN OR I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY.

12ft of parachute cord, some zip ties and a ball-gag.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I use the above listed items only when I'm hunting sharks.

the 87[sup]th[/sup] intern of hell

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and the 87th intern of hell was referred to us as they were too evil for hell but not evil enough for insurance.

Bob Loblaw

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I don't know nor care about who that is.

The man made of solid lead

 

[thesilentman]

Hi, I'm Silent, a man made of solid lead here on the Escapist.

Why so sensationalist?

 

[karcentric]

I'm Karcentric.

I don't use these forums very much, except this cozy little corner.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and err, I tend to stick to this cozy little corner of the forums. Too much wildfire elsewhere at the moment.

Smacky bottom

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I can assure that these chairs sure do have smacky bottoms. BUY 'EM NOW AT THE ZIGZAG IMPORIUM!

Zig-Zag

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and if I catch a certain zigzagoon in my house again he won't be zig-zagging much longer.

Mustard Man

 

[thesilentman]

I've been accustomed with the mustard men as I, Silent, have been one.

Against rudeness.

(My originality might be dwindling. =P)

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I am generally against rudeness in many situations.

Mop Men from Mercury

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I'm hiding from mop men from Mercury.

DAYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUM, a cookie!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I'm Kitsune Hunter and THAT'S MY COOKIE!

Cup of tea

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and being "normal" isn't my cup of tea.

chips

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I love chips (what you may call 'fries' on the continent or in the colonies), but don't eat them very often.

Fruit ninja.