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Audemas

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I drove to the supermarket to get something, but I got a phone call when I arrived there. I ended up getting caught up in the conversation and I forgot why I came down there and ended up leaving. My girlfriend comes over about an hour and a half later and asks me if I had gotten the condoms. I then proceeded to slam my head into a wall while she looked at me confused.
 

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PhunkyPhazon said:
emeraldrafael said:
PhunkyPhazon said:
Littlee300 said:
Gaming all day instead of studying.
emeraldrafael said:
procrastinating on my college macro econ homeowrk that I'm going to have to do tomorrow.
I just spent my entire Saturday writing my next English Paper, doing most of an entire project, and doing a few dozen math problems that are all due at the beginning of the week. It's been a long and boring day, but now I can look forward to just relaxing tomorrow aside from a small bit of studying I need to do.

But usually I'm in your guys's camp <_<
I did that last semester with two 6+ page papers for two of my necessary classes (meaning if i didnt pass them, I couldnt continue to advance through the system). Wrote both the night before, got A+s on both.

Yeah, kinda makes me put in perspective whether procrastinating is bad or not.
Okay, that's just damn impressive. It usually takes me at least an entire day to type six pages, I could never do twelve in one night and still get those kinds of grades.

(Sorry for the double post)
I'm just awesome like that. XD

EDIT:
Actually, I'll edit this one and show off abit. One year, in highschool, our teachers thought it would be cute to make all the year end papers due on the same day. So for my English, Social Studies (history), Anatomy, and oddly enough Health classes, I had to do between 4-6 page max papers, all due instead of an end of the year test. Procrastinated on all of them, then wrote each one in the space of 5 hours the night before, mostly BSing my way though them all.

Respectively, I got:
98%
95%
88%
97%

To quote the great bender, compare your lives to me and kill yourselves but not really.
 

Gurk

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Dated a severe mummy's boy for the past six months of my life.
Needless to say, I got dumped for said mother.
 

Iron Lightning

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...Well I suppose the dumbest thing that I've done was that time when I drove at night without my headlights turned on. I got pulled over by a cop for doing that. I suppose that was more absentmindedness than idiocy though.
 

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PhunkyPhazon said:
leet_x1337 said:
Why did I just come into the computer room? And it wasn't to post here. I know I had another purpose in here...
I do this all the fucking time. I'll think of something I want to look up, open my browser, and then just stare blankly because I completely forgot what I was going to search for in that 5 second interval.
And I remembered a while ago: I wanted to look up the new episode of Arby 'n' the Chief. It's delayed.
 

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I have become a frequent user of the Netflix "instant streaming" feature. Indeed, I have wasted countless hours watching movies and entire seasons of TV shows. It's become a bit of an addiction.

Well, that addiction decided to bite me in the ass yesterday. I noticed that a certain popular TV show had recently been made available, and I recognized the title, so before I could stop myself, I clicked the "play" button.

I am now halfway through the first season of Glee. I hate that show for its cliches and its mind-numbing story arcs. Yet I can't stop watching it because I am a sucker for humor, crazy people, and musical theater. Also, that actress who plays Rachel. ;)

Easily the dumbest thing I have done in a while.
 

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I haven't been sticking to my exercise or eating plans, it worries me though.

On the upside, I've been back into writing, going out more and applying for jobs :)

Have to take the good with the bad.
 

Aleate

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Currently, I'm playing Black Ops.

Less recently than the immediate second thou; I said something that I regret to a girl I hadn't yet revealed my feelings for. She has recently returned to speaking with me again, so I guess its not all bad...
 

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Aleate said:
Currently, I'm playing Black Ops.

Less recently than the immediate second thou; I said something that I regret to a girl I hadn't yet revealed my feelings for. She has recently returned to speaking with me again, so I guess its not all bad...
I was going to say the excact thing about blops especially the multiplayer. I have also done that to a girl i liked but it's k now.
 

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texted my ex last night. dduuuuuuuuuuumb! thanks alcohol.
Hah! Doesn't that just suck? Seems like a good idea at the time then the next day you want to crawl into a dust bin.
 

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I made a mixtape, I posted it at Soundcloud.com/tehsandman21.

I don't know if its the dumbest thing I've done recently or the most genious and awesome. Please tell me.
 
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Forgot my fucking keys in my friend's car, forcing him to drive back and probably violate his curfew. This after convincing my friends that I really wasn't as drunk as they thought I was. (AND I'M REALLY NOT!!! Seriously, I've BEEN drunk, and this isn't it!!! I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH!!!!!)
 

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Pushing away friends for really no valid reason. Just beginning to dislike them all slowly.
 

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Littlee300 said:
Gaming all day instead of studying.
guilty of that, but change day to week. Also yesterday I went for a walk and I decided to wear flip-flops. I was like, "I don't need shoes, what good are they really?" Now my feet hurt.
 

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I just watched the movie Source Code in which a train is bombed.

Not just any train.

The same train I'm in real life due to take in about 4.5 hours. I'm freaked out. Can't sleep.
 

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I Dropkicked a baby.

Seriously? Drunkenly trying to pop a Blister on my Left Hand with a Cigarette Lighter on Friday Night.

Let's just say said blister popped, but left a horrible scab on my hand which hurts lke hell and has made me not want to play any Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Multiplayer this weekend due to the pain.